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You and your videos lol. Its not like that at all ok i dont swing that way as much as wildthing wishes I did. Still cant believe your a girl who asks about jerking it lol.
AngelEllaine said:
Doesn’t hurt, long as it isn’t what it used to be like on the sk map, where people then get stuck. lolWTF here did you come from you like a ghost ninja. Its much sneaker then a regular ninja becuase you with a ghost ninja you never see them they just pop in and out in a heart beat.
torankusu said:
LOL, when I meant “VIP only” (it’s singular, not plural), I was referring to my boyfriend, haha.
Psh I got VIP access I got VIP access to everything. Here is how it would go. I would show up and you would drop them panties to the floor. You would see me pull up in my sexy *edited* car and be like “OMG TAKE ME NOW” I gotta carry a baseball bat in the car to keep the women away cuz they start running into the streets to get to me not letting me drive and all. Its like dawn of the dead but instead of them being dead they are alive and trying to sleep with me.
Yeah that eloping came out of no where. Major were we eloping and you just were not gonna tell me or what?
They are out there, every class is restricted except for the sniper and the maps are custom mpas you die in the middle to keep them away from you so your forced to snipe. I will try and find a few maps so you can see what im talking about.
No one here is having sex with me unless you have a vag and im pretty sure torank is the only vag here.
Oh yeah I am in remission so far so good. As the appearance goes you can see the scar I mean it is there and I keep my junk clean so yeah its hard to miss.
My nut is always ready and clava is gonna be in texas so at some point in the summer yahoo rob nurazy clava and myself will have to meet up I say we do it in San Antonio because its close to you all I will be the only one who has to travel more then 4 hours. Btw I just checked my semen levels and they are spot on!
As far as sex goes like I said unless your actually feeling it you cant really tell and I dont know many women who like the look of a nut sack. The sex is still the same and the girls think my scars are sexy. The jerking off part to tell you the truth I was actually a little scared the first time I did it after my surgery because I was not sure what to expect and my sex drive was still there its not like someone hit the off switch. Aside from the scar on my nut sack I have like a 5 inch scar from my waist line to up through my bell button and then I have another scar on my right side about 5 inches long too. Chem sucked and I dont recommend it for anyone so if your sitting there bored and wanna go get chemo I say dont do it. The experience of it all was interesting one day I was feeling fine but I kept falling down and it was a potasium (if thats how you spell it i suck at spelling) deficiency so that was interesting and then one day I was so full of energy in the morning at by noon I couldnt stay awake.
Well actually I had a nurse come stay with me because I live alone and the cancer was not just on my nut it was everywhere on my lung and lymphnodes in my tummy. Anyways I couldnt have jerked it if i wanted to because she was always here making sure I had my meds on time and that I was ok as in like my stitches and staples didnt open up and that I got something to eat. After she left I did jerk it right after cuz you know it was like close to a month that I didnt get any relief and everything worked ok. He did say not to have sex for at least two weeks while the scars formed and then said if I had to have sex to take it easy and to make sure my sack was never touched. You know for a girl you wanna know an awful lot about this if you wanna hit on me just say citan your so hot lets go make babies.
That is such a famous picture how can you not know what its a pic of…you fail and as such are in the right thread.
Why would they warn me? The conversation with the doctor went something like this. “so doc whats gonna happen as far as kids because im not sure if i want em later on in life or not” Blank stare from the doctor while he has his hand on my junk trying to get an idea on the size of the tumor. “well matt there is like a 50% chance you wont be able to have kids after this so to be safe go to a sperm bank and aside from that its wrong of me to do the surgery untill you do that because im catholic.” “alright i will go do that, how will i know if it works or not after the surgery” “well matt you wont know untill you get the girl pregnant so if after the second or third time trying to get the girl pregnant come see me and we will see if she is either defective or if your just not producing semen anymore” “alright doc can I pull my pants back up now?”
MajorMajorMajor said:
if i had access to that facility i would make thousands of little citan clonesSo they can go all rambo in left 4 dead and nearly get the whole team killed?
I will tell you all how it got pulled off because of me and my super hax boomer skills I ran and hid while they went back to save the guy starterat was messing up and i puked all over them and just started swinging away. This game drunk would be so much fun so when you all are ready for that just let me know.
No I bust the same amount there is some debate about if im just shooting blanks or not and its not something I really wanna put to the test right now. Somewhere out in Arizona I wont tell yall where or yall are liable to go break in and steam it but I had to deposit sperm the doctor wouldnt operate untill I did it just in case I want kids in the future. But really ask whatever you want its not a sensitive subject like some of you though at first.
MajorMajorMajor said:
he is a baddielikes to pull rambos and go off on his own
Look how was i supposed to know you all were not ready? I went to get something and I come back and yall are quiet so I figured we were ready to go and besides I didnt get hit at all I owned them yombies. By far though was the 7 points they got for one round lol killed in the first 2 min
No I really only have one nut im being dead serious I had really bad cancer not to long ago I just got it removed back in january. As for the nut going to the center no its not like dead center but because there is only one nut it does kinda look like its in the center.
Dead serious about the line thing. It took some time getting used to it really did. As for the touching of em no wildthang you cant I wont let you.
You want me to post pics of my junk? Isint that like against the rules? More important why do you wanna see my junk? I can understand if torank wants to see it cuz shes a chick but rob really come on now.
I am up for some drunk css just tell me when like a day ahead of time. I can get high too if yall want and we can have a repeat of like a month ago when wild puked and i *edited*ed my pants. It was epic. Lemm and ballz you guys better be getting drunk too. Like 5 people were high earlier tonight when the servers were back up.
Maybe a short like 10 min sniper only map in the rotation that is always fun. Throw that in there and I will get on there for sure.
lol its not herpies for all of you girls who see this trust me i am disease free. As for the one nut I can get a fake one put in (i cant walk in straight lines anymore) but it seems to weird and this way i always know that i almost didnt make it. It is still a sexy nut and unless your actually touching em you cant really tell there is only one
