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So here is just a little about me. Im 20 years old and I go to school and have my own company that I run. I live here in the great best state in the US called Texas and its true we are the best state sorry yall. Im not really sure what you all want to know about me. I love cars and as im sure some of you have heard I tend to do some not so smart things when it comes to my cars (getting high and driving into a garage) I am a really relaxed and chill guy except for when it comes to my work. I do take it very seriously. Im majoring in international business then I plan on going to law school. So yeah thats pretty much me in a nut shell if there is anything else you all wanna know just ask.
Yes I am single and actually kinda like it this way. Holding down a steady relationship and with all the work i do does not mix. Besides I love women way to much to only be tied down to one. I would date a girl if the right one came along though.
lol we can talk about it. Im still waiting on my buddy down there to give me an asnwer if he has a job for you or not.
Citan, don’t forget you’ve only got one nut. Just thought i’d throw that out there. it’s kinda imperative information.
Oh yeah that is also true…I had cancer and that *edited* was everywhere but im ok from it now and as a result I have a few ugly *edited* scars but I just tell people i got into a fight with a bear and I only have one nut but its a sexy nut.
Oh yeah my name is Matthew btw just though id throw it out there. I like blue things too but my favorite color is green and one more thing I cant cook for *edited* that is why one day im gonna bring renton out here to be my personal chef I will pay him in pot.
Citan001 said:
Oh yeah that is also true…I had cancer and that *edited* was everywhere but im ok from it now and as a result I have a few ugly *edited* scars but I just tell people i got into a fight with a bear and I only have one nut but its a sexy nut.you jsut gained 10 awesome points lmaooo
how big was the bear?
That *edited* was huge. He was like 6 tons he was bigger then an elephant and i just had my hands so i ran up to him poked him in the eye and choked him to dead. He got in a few good swipes and I didnt think I would make it but i showed him.
torankusu said:
lol no that isint like me at all. I am a democrat and i dont own a horse or a cowboy hat I do own a sombrero and a pancho but i dont wear then they are just there to say that I have them.
Citan001 said:
i got into a fight with a bear and I only have one nut but its a sexy nut.by bear, don’t you mean hookarz? because that sounds more your style
Citan, the weird thing is my sons name is Mathew, my best friends name is Matthew and i had a dream taht him and i fought 6 Bears from the Mayan Pyramids or some *edited*, it was rediculous
wildthang said:
by bear, don’t you mean hookarz? because that sounds more your styleHis fake story was that he lost it to cancer, but his excuse was that it was taken by a bear. Now you’re just altering his excuse!
It is true. It also provides him with an excuse for why he also has herpes (according to Major). He was knocked out by some hookers, they stole just one nut, and also gave him herpes.
makes a lot of sense, just ask him about the qtip they had to put down his pee hole… funny *edited* right there
wildthang said:
makes a lot of sense, just ask him about the qtip they had to put down his pee hole… funny *edited* right thereLook how was i supposed to know guys can get a UTI no one ever told me this very important *edited* right here ok. It still hurts and the actual qtip thing was not fun at all it felt like shards of glass being pushed down there dont recommend it for anyone. As for majrors story of a hooker isint it supposed to be with a kidney? You know they stick you in a bathtub of ice and leave the phone there for when you wake up? Matthew is the best name in the world but everyone calls me matt and that works too i guess i dont really care.
LOL, well… it worked the same way. You were thrown into a tub of ice and they made off with one ball.
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lol its not herpies for all of you girls who see this trust me i am disease free. As for the one nut I can get a fake one put in (i cant walk in straight lines anymore) but it seems to weird and this way i always know that i almost didnt make it. It is still a sexy nut and unless your actually touching em you cant really tell there is only one
Citan001 said:
lol its not herpies for all of you girls who see this trust me i am disease free. As for the one nut I can get a fake one put in (i cant walk in straight lines anymore) but it seems to weird and this way i always know that i almost didnt make it. It is still a sexy nut and unless your actually touching em you cant really tell there is only one
You want me to post pics of my junk? Isint that like against the rules? More important why do you wanna see my junk? I can understand if torank wants to see it cuz shes a chick but rob really come on now.
Citan001 said:
lol its not herpies for all of you girls who see this trust me i am disease free.lies
Citan001 said:
As for the one nut I can get a fake one put in (i cant walk in straight lines anymore)……………………… really?
Citan001 said:
It is still a sexy nut and unless your actually touching em you cant really tell there is only onedesperate are we?
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