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wildthang said:
makes a lot of sense, just ask him about the qtip they had to put down his pee hole… funny *edited* right thereLook how was i supposed to know guys can get a UTI no one ever told me this very important *edited* right here ok. It still hurts and the actual qtip thing was not fun at all it felt like shards of glass being pushed down there dont recommend it for anyone. As for majrors story of a hooker isint it supposed to be with a kidney? You know they stick you in a bathtub of ice and leave the phone there for when you wake up? Matthew is the best name in the world but everyone calls me matt and that works too i guess i dont really care.
torankusu said:
lol no that isint like me at all. I am a democrat and i dont own a horse or a cowboy hat I do own a sombrero and a pancho but i dont wear then they are just there to say that I have them.
That *edited* was huge. He was like 6 tons he was bigger then an elephant and i just had my hands so i ran up to him poked him in the eye and choked him to dead. He got in a few good swipes and I didnt think I would make it but i showed him.
There was a jokes thread at one point?!?! Why did yall get rid of it and when is it coming back? That would be really win because I need a good laugh every day.
Oh yeah my name is Matthew btw just though id throw it out there. I like blue things too but my favorite color is green and one more thing I cant cook for *edited* that is why one day im gonna bring renton out here to be my personal chef I will pay him in pot.
Oh yeah that is also true…I had cancer and that *edited* was everywhere but im ok from it now and as a result I have a few ugly *edited* scars but I just tell people i got into a fight with a bear and I only have one nut but its a sexy nut.
lol we can talk about it. Im still waiting on my buddy down there to give me an asnwer if he has a job for you or not.
Yes I am single and actually kinda like it this way. Holding down a steady relationship and with all the work i do does not mix. Besides I love women way to much to only be tied down to one. I would date a girl if the right one came along though.
It is easier to knife people but if you time it just right without turning around you can get the knife to count as a back knife and kill em in one hit its very easy to do and rob just sucks at doing it thus he wants it off.
B R I E F S said:
your roommate sounds like a douche, its 230 in the afternoon right now, I am in my boxers watching scooby doo, (the cartoon), so don’t feel bad.Scooby doo really now….the new one or the old one?
Dankst@ said:
nice story…and welcome to wcu budFail he is a bot lol did you not read the other posts
Nickname said:
Honestly I dont like that you combined “I Like it” and “I don’t care” as really they aren’t the same thing at all. Shoulda been “Do you want no block on?” Yes/No/Doesn’t Matter. But hey, I am just QQing cause the choice I made is losing lollol. I think gg kinda needs no block you people who are saying you cant get the knife kill just learn to time it i will jump on with you one day and you can test it out on me and I will teach you how to do the run through and 1 knife to the back its really not that hard just a little timing issue.
I do drink and age limit does not stop me because I have a fake id and know most of the people who own said places to buy drinks at. They were funny it did make me laugh.
See I always knew he was sex crazed as per his post in that chicks intro. I just always though he was straight due to the blow up doll.
It confuses me already so dont feel bad and when it comes to this kind of thing im usually pretty good about it
wtf what did i do? Im just trying to help out here. Besides im 20 so its perfectly normal for me to be a sex crazed maniac.
Labtop to the crapper done it more then once I will admit it….not to look at porn but more to do work but I guess you can do porn on it if you really wanted to…
I still say major is a perv he likes to mess with you toran (this is your new name btw because the others are just to hard). Make sure you dont give him a pic or he is liable to blow it up and put it over the face of his doll. If you must give him a pic make sure your mouth isint open like said dolls is.
