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Pink Monkey #13 said:
that incendiary ammo can’t be legal…
All the ammo I posted was legal. They’re a pretty solid retailer, the last thing I ordered from them (30 round pistol magazine) shipped the same day.
Dude no, f.ing no.
No bananas in pajamas.
Dammit nickname, the nightmares tonight are going to be worse than the time zombies caught me and took their time.
Major I am seriously smiling so *edited*ing big right now with a wtf face on at that pic its not even not funny.
So I’ve started to make bread. My mom left a huge bag of flour here last time my parents visited and I decided to take a whack at it. I’ve made this yeastless bread which turned out *edited* good, but now I want to try my favorite bread, Sourdough.
The problem with Sourdough is you literally need to grow your own yeast for about a week before you can make the bread. So I have a jar in which each day I add a half a cup of water and a half a cup of flour while removing about a cup of this mixture because it seemingly grows every day. It’s pretty wild. The only downside is that it smells like *edited*. You are literally fermenting flour and anyone who has brewed beer or left milk out for few days knows how disgusting this smells. I’m on day three, so hopefully only four more days before I can take this growing yeast ball and form it into some awesome bread.
will add pics of my pet later.
inb4 you get drunk eating bread
Btw, homemade bread is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than storebought bread, especially when it’s still warm.
MasterP said:
inb4 you get drunk eating bread
Btw, homemade bread is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than storebought bread, especially when it’s still warm.
oh man
you heard me raving about my bread during l4d2 lol
my mom is a bakery manager at the local grocery store. Every bring your kid to work day i would go and chow down on all the breads, pastries, and cakes i could stomach. *edited* i miss those days.
My pet Blue and Gold macaw is at the vet. I found her yesterday morning all bloodied with her left foot gone. It looked like something bit it off. I’m not sure if something got in the house and attacked her, or if she did it herself. She has a sheet in her cage that she uses as a nest, and never had any problems before, but i read that if parrots get their claws stuck in something, they have no problem just cutting themselves loose. Anyway i’m kinda flipping right now, but apparently they do fine with just one foot. I’ve had this bird since i was born, it’s older than me, but i feel as if it’s my baby.
NuRayZ said:
My pet Blue and Gold macaw is at the vet. I found her yesterday morning all bloodied with her left foot gone. It looked like something bit it off. I’m not sure if something got in the house and attacked her, or if she did it herself. She has a sheet in her cage that she uses as a nest, and never had any problems before, but i read that if parrots get their claws stuck in something, they have no problem just cutting themselves loose. Anyway i’m kinda flipping right now, but apparently they do fine with just one foot. I’ve had this bird since i was born, it’s older than me, but i feel as if it’s my baby.
get him a little peg leg
but seriously…. im sorry man
MajorMajorMajor said:
NuRayZ said:
My pet Blue and Gold macaw is at the vet. I found her yesterday morning all bloodied with her left foot gone. It looked like something bit it off. I’m not sure if something got in the house and attacked her, or if she did it herself. She has a sheet in her cage that she uses as a nest, and never had any problems before, but i read that if parrots get their claws stuck in something, they have no problem just cutting themselves loose. Anyway i’m kinda flipping right now, but apparently they do fine with just one foot. I’ve had this bird since i was born, it’s older than me, but i feel as if it’s my baby.
get him a little peg leg
but seriously…. im sorry man
lol i asked the vet that actually. i was wondering about parrot prosthetic claws. Anyway the bird is looking good. She grubbed big time when i went to see her today. Looking on the bright side, my Halloween costume is 10 times cooler now that i have a one legged parrot lol.
NuRayZ said:
my Halloween costume is 10 times cooler now that i have a one legged parrot lol.*edited*ING WIN!
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Phonetically Phamous (dice said:
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MajorMajorMajor said:
Phonetically Phamous (dice said:
b33r says -2 karma points for trying to waist me
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ROFL AT THE GUY YELLING YES YES YES THE WHOLE TIME
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