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so just in case anyone didnt realize this already, the panthers are terrible. I dont care that they have a win, I think the Bills are actually a better team as they have been much more competitive in their games.
4:55 PM – *Paper-Cut: i think i finally figured out what i’m going to do with my life
4:59 PM – MasterP: does it involve bleach?
4:59 PM – *Paper-Cut: no
4:59 PM – *Paper-Cut: lol
And yes, the Panthers are terrible.
At least yesterday it looked like Moore was throwing the ball where it was supposed to go, except for that first pass anyway.
anyone else play dirt 2? i am up to level 24 so far in my spare time playing. pretty awesome game and the graphics are ridic good
MasterP said:
inb4 I post after it’s locked
Well, I do enjoy the second part of the sentence save for the lack of punctuation.
Dear friend,
I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise, I got your contact address from the computerized search. My name is Mr Bouba Jubril. I am the Bill and Exchange (assistant) Manager of Bank of Africa Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of thirteen million five hundred thousand United State of American dollars (13.5 MILLION USA DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer Mr Kurt Kuhle from Alexandra Egypt who died along with his family in Siber airline that crashed into sea at Isreal on 4th October 2001.
Since I got information about his death I have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don’t want the money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
Am contacting you because our deceased customer is a foreigner and a Burkinabecan not stand as a next of kin to a foreign customer. The banking guidelines stipulate that the fund should be transferred into the bank treasury after 9 years if nobody is coming for the claim. I have agreed that 33% of this money will be for you as foreign partner in respect to the provision of your account for the transfer, 2% will be set aside for expenses that might occurred during the business and 65% would be for me, after which I shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
Please I would like you to keep this transaction confidential and as a top secret as you may wish to know that I am a bank official.
Yours sincerely,
Mr Bouba Jubril.
CONTACT OVERSEAS COURIER SERVICE (MALAYSIA) SDN BHD
Kuala Lumpur Sales & Operation Office:
Wisma Yap Ka, !st floor, 480, Batu 3, Jalan Ipoh,
52100 Kuala Lumpur Malaysia.
E-MAIL: customercare.nett11@hotmail.my
E-MAIL: customercare.nett12@hotmail.my
RE:INSTRUCTION TO DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TRUNK BOX IN OUR VAULT
After due vetting and evaluation of your file that was sent to us by the African Development Bank(ADB). Under the direct authorization of the African Union in Conjunction with the United Nations, we wish to notify you that your contract/inheritance Fund will be paid to you via Diplomatic Delivery to your home address as all means to receive your Fund through Banks had failed.
This Company has an instruction to see to the immediate release of the sum of Six Million Dollars (US$6M) of your claim that has been pending in a trunk box in our security vault.We were meant to understand from our findings that you have been going through hard times and passing through a lot of difficulties in seeing to the release of your fund which amounts to (Six Million Dollars (US$6M). This has been the handwork of some dubious elements in African Development Bank (ADB).
We advice that you stop further communication with any correspondence from anywhere concerning this fund, you don’t have to pass through any difficulties to receive your fund, as you have meet up with the whole requirements. This was the reason this fund was kept in our security vault for easy delivery and conclusion of this transaction. The management of this transaction do not want you to pass through wire transfer, which you have gone through off and on and this fund was not paid to you, but for you to come down and see your fund with your two eyes.
Do get back to us with the following required information’s.
1) YOUR FULL NAME ……………………………………
(2) YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS………………………..
(3) YOUR POSTAL ADDRESS…………………………………
(4) YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER………………………..
(5) YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS…………………………………….
(6) YOUR OCCUPATION…………………………………………..
(7) YOUR OFFICIAL AGE………………………………………….
(8) YOUR PHOTOGRAPH ……………………………………….
(9) YOUR COUNTRY………………………………………………..
*Direct Cell Phone Number for easy communication Note that if no seriousness is seen from you, we have no choice but to send this fund back to our treasury as an unclaimed fund by you.
Do see that you forward your above information to this email:( customercare.nett11@hotmail.my OR customercare.nett12@hotmail.my )
We anticipate your urgent respond.
Regards,
Mr.Mohammed Ali,
Dispatch Officer.
MasterP said:
Just like that one time you tried to cash a check for the lulz
i saved that check and i lolz everytime i see it
I cannot let rainey raine try to start a new spamming thread so i will continue to post here in memory of le major
Saturday Football update:
UNC beat Florida State (miraculously) 87-35, keeping them (sorta) in the ACC coastal division race at 6-3 (3-2 ACC). They need to beat VT next week and have VT lose again to have a chance at this. Oh and they need Miami to lose another game. Le sigh.
Nickname said:
I cannot let rainey raine try to start a new spamming thread so i will continue to post here in memory of le major
Saturday Football update:
UNC beat Florida State (miraculously) 87-35, keeping them (sorta) in the ACC coastal division race at 6-3 (3-2 ACC). They need to beat VT next week and have VT lose again to have a chance at this. Oh and they need Miami to lose another game. Le sigh.
NICKNAME IS FAIL…
it was 37-35 not 87-35.. i almost *edited* my pants
I mean they got 3 points… that is better than nothing… sorta….
anyone else notice that yet again Clausen was terrible? I mean Pike comes in and suddenly we can move the ball down the field.
gah now moore is out for the rest of the year, and so is dan connor. well *edited* this looks like we will be seeing more of clausen…
also wade phillips just got fired. maybe jerry richardson needs to take a page out of jerry jones’s playbook…
Phonetically Phamous (dice said:
dices pc is trashed so he got a ps3 to use internet
My PS3 is trashed, so I’m using my PC for entertainment. Weird.
I thought PS3s were supposed to be reliable? I mean you pay that much for it, it *edited* well better be reliable.
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