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  • #108914
    Lemm
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    Oh ok, I figured as much. I’m still less than 10% on my new card.

    #108915
    MasterP
    Participant

    It’s really sad that they don’t teach this stuff in HS. I think most of the problems Americans have with spending and debt is because they don’t know how the system really works. It’s not specifically set up to screw people but absolutely will capitalize on those who can’t, don’t, or won’t take the time to learn about it.

     

    How to get a credit rating of 750 or higher by graduation:

    1) Get a CC after HS graduation

    2) Use it every month but never go over the limit, never use it for cash withdrawls

    3) Pay the bill off, in full, every month

    4) Apply for credit increases every 6-12 months (depending on creditor rules)

    5) NEVER let the CC company give you a hard inquiry for a credit increase, always verify they’re aren’t going to before agreeing to the credit increase (learned that one myself recently)

    6) Pay off installment loans (car, college) quickly and on time

    7) ???

    8) Profit from a low or very low risk credit profile

     

    Multiple CCs doesn’t always give a good first impression but if you’re regularly using more than one and paying them all off like you’re supposed to it’ll definately boost your score.

    #108924
    Ephraim
    Participant

    MajorMajorMajor said:

    That pony show is terrible.

     

    Your mom is terrible.

    #108927
    Lemm
    Participant

    Video: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/07/impressively_less_super_mario_bros.php

     

    ^^^ This guy beat Super Mario Bros. with a total score of 600pts (Lowest Score Possible)

     

    Pretty crazy.. he had to wait until 000 second were left to tag the flag pole on each level.. (600 pts were from flag pole)

    #108928
    MasterP
    Participant

    The raping of those hammer bros was epic.

    #108929

    lol the hammer bros are pratty easy now.

    #108930
    MasterP
    Participant

    The hammer bros have been my arch nemesis since 1990.

     

    Btw, did you ever notice that the SMB cover art shows mario just about to die?

    #108931

    haha, magma!!

    #108948
    rainefardreamer
    Participant

    raine picked up gt5

     

    *edited* is awesome

     

    can i race lemm?

    #108951

    rainefardreamer said:

    raine picked up gt5

     

    *edited* is awesome

     

    can i race lemm?

     

    CMPAerial.jpg

    Lets go make a few laps nuckas

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    #108954
    rainefardreamer
    Participant

    Phonetically Phamous (dice said:

    rainefardreamer said:

    raine picked up gt5

     

    *edited* is awesome

     

    can i race lemm?

     

    CMPAerial.jpg

    Lets go make a few laps nuckas

     

    i have 170 hps

     

    and no standard transmission

     

    *edited* i don’t even have a standard gearbox

    #108955
    Lemm
    Participant

    rainefardreamer said:

    raine picked up gt5

     

    *edited* is awesome

     

    can i race lemm?

     

    hellz yeah.

     

    When did you get a ps3?

    #108960
    rainefardreamer
    Participant

    Lemm said:

    rainefardreamer said:

    raine picked up gt5

     

    *edited* is awesome

     

    can i race lemm?

     

    hellz yeah.

     

    When did you get a ps3?

     

    my dad picked one up and i picked up gt5 since we both liked gt4 on ps2

    #109007
    Lemm
    Participant

    Nice, it’s an awesome game. I haven’t played it a whole lot lately. I collected cars for a while. If you want I can give a cool one – they have limits on how many cars you can send / the value of the car but I have some gift car tickets that transfer really easy.

    #109014
    Ephraim
    Participant
    #109024
    Lemm
    Participant

    I get this kinda crap from time to time.. but this one was pretty funny.

     

    It’s from special agent Walt Disney.

     

    Quote:

    Federal Bureau Of Investigation

    Intelligence Field Unit

    J. Edgar Hoover Building

    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.

     

     

     

    Urgent Attention: Beneficiary

     

     

    I am special Agent John Edward from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) intelligence unit; we have just intercepted (2) trunk boxes at JFK airport New York , and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau head quarters. We monitor and checkmate movement of consignments after the killing of Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, many people are virtually involve in sponsorship of terrorism knowingly and unknowingly since they participate into unsolicited and security unchecked transactions which sometimes the aftermath of unclaimed funds becomes wheel power for terrorist sponsorship.

     

     

    We scanned the said boxes, and found out it contains a total sum of $5.7 Million and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes, investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the boxes into the united states has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment which was due to you from the Federal Government of Nigeria from unpaid contract sums / Inheritance, Lottery, and others. Our priorities are tactically stated below. Some people have been victimize over the years but our inception has corrected worst crime situation.

    Protect the United States and the rest of the world from terrorist attacks (see counter-terrorism);

     

     

    Protect the United States against foreign intelligence operations and espionage (see counter-intelligence); Protect the United States against cyber-based attacks and high-technology crimes (see cyber-warfare); Combat public corruption at all levels;

    Protect civil rights; Combat transnational/national criminal organizations and enterprises (see organized crime); Combat major white-collar crime; Combat significant violent crime; Support federal, state, local and international partners;

     

     

    We checked all legal documents in the boxes, and were about to release the consignments to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes lack two very important documents Legal Clearance Certificate and Fund Ownership Certificate which as a result, the boxes has been kept under security vault until you provide those required compulsory required due process documents According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution in tax payment, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate and legal clearance certificate from the joint team of the IRS and homeland security, and there for, you must contact us for direction and advise on how to procure this certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax and consignment abandonment which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on tax evasion and unsolicited movement of consignments to any country all over the world.

     

     

    You are required within the next 72hours to secure those above mentioned certificates or face the legal consequence defined for such delivery infringement, to avoid interrogation and prosecution in the court of law for money laundry. We have investigative jurisdiction over every crime both in and outside United States . Also, you must not contact any other bank or persons in Nigeria, the United Kingdom or any part of the world for any payment, because your payment is presently under our custody here in United States of America . Please don’t respond to any FBI message without this security code (FBI/WOR/CMM)

     

     

    Yours in service

     

    Secret Agent Walt Disney,

     

    Regional Director

    Federal Bureau Of Investigation

    Intelligence Field Unit

    J. Edgar Hoover Building

    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington , D.C.

    20535-0001, USA

    #109034
    Lemm
    Participant

    Nintendo 3DS getting a price drop to $170 on August 12. Anyone buying?

    #109037
    Ephraim
    Participant

    Already got it. It makes me a happy Ephraim.

    #109039
    Lemm
    Participant

    Also the Logitech Revue (Google TV) has been reduced in price from $250 to $99.

     

    Update to honeycomb (Android 3.0) should be coming at the end of the summer. This looks like a really cool toy.

     

    This comes after distributors were returning more of the items than they were purchasing.. Not customers as some online news sites claim.

    #109040
    Nickname
    Participant

    thats because google tv is useless. Like I hate to say this but it is barely any more useful than appleTV, and we all know how useless that is…

    #109041
    MasterP
    Participant

    But, but, but, Steve Jobs said it was totally awesome!

    #109042
    Lemm
    Participant

    Well if you don’t have a gaming console on a tv, I’d say the revue beats everything else in it’s class for hi-def net apps (ie. Apple TV, Roku 2).

    #109043
    Nickname
    Participant

    I think I would take a Roku over a google TV, but that is just me.

    #109070
    Ephraim
    Participant
    #109071
    Lemm
    Participant

    MISQUOTE

    #109524
    Lemm
    Participant

    http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/30/guy-chokes-a-kid-after-being-made-fun-of-in-black-ops-were/

     

    Man tracks down and chokes 13-yr-old after being taunted in black ops…

    #109525
    MasterP
    Participant

    Article said:

    To the kid who we hope now permanently talks with a rasp: When you act like a *edited*head to someone twice your size, they may try to kill you. Welcome to the last 2.5 million years of human evolution.

    Best ending to an article. Ever.

    #109526
    Lemm
    Participant

    Quote:

    Listen to this quote from him: “I’d been playing the whole day and he was baiting me and baiting me and just would not shut up. He went on and on and I just lost it.” Ever felt that way about some wretched, homophobic kid who has nothing better to do than play video games, eat barbeque potato chips and taunt employed people? Yeah, so has everybody. But only Mark Bradford had the sheer will and determination to find this punk’s address, get in his car and pour that little *edited* a refreshing Choke-a-Cola.

     

    muhahahaha

    #109527
    Ephraim
    Participant

    Facebook’d.

    #109639
    Ephraim
    Participant

    You know what this thread needs? More pony.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjaGYkRmD_I

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