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joke of the day peopleee….

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ”House” for instance, is feminine: ”la casa.” ”Pencil,” however, is masculine: el lápiz.”

A student asked, ”What gender is ‘computer’?” Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ”computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that ”computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (”la computadora”), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (‘el computador”), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

it looks soo bad for me to play….after i got the ps3 old school pc & console games now look so tackie lol

but someone said they were lookin for a d2 cdkey….i was looking around last night and i think i saw one for expantion ill post it when i get home from classs might work might now

A young man goes to a *edited*house to expierence his first taste of sex.

The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her out. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.

The man quietly says to himself, “phew”, but he goes down on her again.

A moment later she farts again. He says “phew”, but continues.

Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what’s wrong, and he replies “I don’t think I can take another 66 of those!”

MajorMajorMajor said:

i fear my comp will not be able to run D3… might just stick with D2

fail lol… barbs are still good tho….my barb was amazing in d2 but i cant go back to d2 since i know d3 is coming soontime

if you have command and conquer ill be down to play that too, not that good at that tho

adam37 said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5hyU0s3V2U

HmMmmmm BEEEEER is so worth dying forrr

the asian dude was my buddy i know down here in toronto

dualies ftl

talking about deag5 what ever happen to scouts??

diablio 3 ftw 9/9/09 ill msg you and we’ll run some online

get a newer game dude like

but for diablio 2 amazon barb or sorcs is the way to go

hopefully i can get that game and see you online brotah….lol.

and is that your laptop jos??what kinda laptop is it?

heres a few from the list i listen too enjoy if not ..i., =p

bring the noise (pump-kin remix)

in the dark (dirty south remix)

the things you say – cicada (dirty south remix)

he doesnt love you – sarah mcleod

Just The Tip – Hatiras Vocal Mix

Mobin Master & Karina Chavez – Show Me Love (Safari Mix)

paris, london and amsterdam was a *edited* good trip i tell u what…

ill be heading to london, paris and amsterdamn in like 8 days

MajorMajorMajor said:

most of us who are regulars on WCU tend to live further away ( hence all the Canadians on here)

god bless canadians.