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clearly they were chicken farmers who didn’t have a thesaurus

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seeing as mw2 comes out before l4d2, i’m probably gonna just play that

 

l4d was fun, but unless l4d2 is the *edited*ing bees knees i’m probably not going to buy it

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that’s a strong Rsquared nice

 

also lemm is teh awesome

[rainefardreamer]

Phyrexian Negator so pro

Hymm to Torch

Cabal Coffers

Barter in Blood

whatever else you want

win game

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YOU ARE!

 

: )

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apparently i *edited*ed up attaching…which is odd cause i’m usually pretty pro at it…i blame lemmelton

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So i was bored and bent Bitey’s ear, but don’t think i’m too awesome as i ripped it off someone else…i’ll post the orginal so ya’ll get to enjoy it. I added teh names and some details

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: So

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: i’m gonna tell you a story

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: of Sir Rainey the Pally

[Team Awesome]Bitey: lol

[Team Awesome]Bitey: lets hear it

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: werd

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey the pally was the laughing stock of the group

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he wanted to be the best pally ever

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and he tried SO hard

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: no one could deny his effort

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: but he always failed

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: especially at critical moments

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: always rolled the 1s

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: anyways

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey and his party were in a village and bad guys were’acommin

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and they were like *edited*

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: we gotta do something

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: rainey stays in town

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: they figured he could do the least harm

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: there

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: they went out to get help from the nearby kingdoms

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: they were each lured

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: one by one

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: into traps

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: by their own vices

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: The Barbarian Major was killed by the multiplying cookie curse

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: they exploded his stomach

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Dice the Wizard was killed by a misscast in which he had written the spell down wrong

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and Lastly

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Lemmelton the Bold

[Team Awesome]Bitey: lol lemmelton

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Died trying to rescue the hot princess in order to gain favor with her

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: so

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the task was left to Rainey

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the one person

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: no one wanted to rely on

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: wat would happen

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey wasted no time

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he rallied the villages

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: polished his armor

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and got ready for the *edited* to hit the fan

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and would it ever

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the entire orc army came over the ridge and waited

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: a vampire dragon screamed overhead

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey knew

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: that had to go first

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Grabbing his bow

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he bound abjure undead to his arrows

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and fired while running away from the village on his horse

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the dragon roared out in paine

[Team Awesome]Bitey: with an e

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and swooped down to attack raine

[Team Awesome]Bitey: nice touch

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: i can’t stop it

[Team Awesome]Bitey: I think it is effective story telling

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey saw this

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he stood on the staddle, miraclously passing his atheltics check, and waited for the dragon to get closer

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: when it was just about to hit him from what whould have been his back had he not turned around

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey leaped up

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: sword raised high

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and tore the right wing terribly

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: but the dragon slapped Rainey cruely with it’s tail before it went crashing into the trees 100 feet in front of Rainey

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Screaming out curses in the tongues of old

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: curses that would make your heart stop if you knew what they were

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey limped over as fast as he could

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and the dragon was pretty beat up, the trees having brutally broken both wings and the impact with the ground ruining it’s claws from being effective

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey delivered the coup de grace and began to heal

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: carelessely

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he always made the dumb mistakes

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: as he did

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the orc general came up

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: 8 feet tall

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: built like a tank

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: a sword as tall as a man

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: what looked like a stone wall for a shield

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey knew he had no chance

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: not in his best condition

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: could he win

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: but

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he could not give up

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: but…’

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the Orc leader spoke

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: in a voice that was felt more than heard

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: “you, foolish human, shall die here

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: no one will remember you

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: fight as you might

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: it matters not

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the village will burn

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and no one will care about your death

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: “

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: and so

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: they sqaure off

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey, limping and bleeding, vs a killing machine

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey holds his sword over his head

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: everything he has in this one blow

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he casts the die

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: 1

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he casts the die again…to see what fail he had

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: 1

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he ROARS WITH RAGE

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: THROWS THE DICE AT THE WALL WITH SUCH FORCE THEY SHATTER

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the dm has the *edited*eatting grin that Rainey had always hated

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the dm rolls for the orc

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: then

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey hears the dice

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: groans for the inevitable failure that was his north star

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he sees the DM grow solemn

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: he looks at him and says “i chopped my head off didn’t i?”

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the dm says

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: player and adjacent target die

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: Rainey

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: the failure

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: cut down the biggest baddest orc in the land

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: in an exchange of blows never forgetten by orc or man

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: they killed each other

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: : )

[Team Awesome] {- Umbrella Raine: that’s it

[rainefardreamer]

Mount and Blade

You always wanted to be like Griffth in Beserk

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blaming the server is easier than blaming yourself, sometimes you just suck

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Diablo 1

Click *oh *edited*S* CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

Diablo 2

Click Click Click

Diablo 3

We heard people had a hard time clicking so we made one button called you win, click it once

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i will hug major in tf2 and by hug i mean stab him with my ubersaw

 

unless he gets like 5 crits in a row…that *edited*

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diablo 2 did everything better than everyone has done since

 

that is all

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Mr. PMosh said:

Nickname said:

Nickname said:

NoDice said:

NoDice said:

NoDice said:

NoDice said:

pretty much just the spam thread part 2, but you must reply to all conversations.

this will look really cool

or blow something up

time will tell

well lets get this one started out right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8

looks like a good place to post this…

i miss instant caruso.com

this thread is backed by Raine’s Awesomeness

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5. Raine always wins

6. TMP and Mac10 only on Fridays from 8-9

7. You must mail some baked good (cookies, brownies) to Raine…pm him for address

8. Thursdays from 12am-8am is drunken cs time, bring your beer and your mic and have some fun

9. If you ragequit, i eat your ethernet cable

10. Rachel Mcadams > Hannah Montana

 

seriously though, those rules seem good, maybe don’t plant in water for inferno, people forget that one easy

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that’s pretty *edited*ing cool man

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YouWinGameOver said:

planal fixation?

 

don’t act like flying a military plane wouldn’t be the coolest *edited* ever, MACH 2.3 WOOT WOOT

 

heh, i wish i could fly one…oh well, maybe falcon can tell me how cool it is

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Who has random images?

I DO

 

HOLY *edited* 122 images

 

wow…

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that the twilight author cities muse, the band, and a source and inspiration of what she wrote fills me with an undefinable amount of rage.

 

roughly more than 9000 units of rage, if i were to attempt to label it…

 

what would be a good unit of rage?

 

bkbs? (broken keyboards)

cps? (curses per second)

 

whatever it is, i’m *edited*ing *edited*ed

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BOOMER!

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Lemm is CS:S leader?

 

nice

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Inferno

Dust2

Piranesi

Nuke

Contra

Office

Italy

Mill

Season

MAYBE tides

 

maybe not in that order, but those should be there, imo

i hate italy, but people WILL join on italy, same with office and dust2…nuke is fail, but i <3 it, i’m probably the only one

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WAT

 

IT’S BITEY’S BIRTHDAY?

 

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

 

: (

 

i can’t believe i didn’t know

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN! 😀 😀 😀 😀 (i loathe the emoticon limit)

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IMAGES

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WHOSE HOTTER?

 

HINT she’s on the left

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I feel like the dust2 button is something that could be done, but i think a changeup of the rotation to something simple and with maps we know fill the server then it’ll be ok

 

honestly though, once november comes it’s gonna go down again as modern warfare takes hold

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WAT

 

i demand photographic evidence or you sir are going to be asked to see yourself out

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#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore

 

-read this as i was listening to ‘say my name’

 

hmmmmmmmmmmm

 

oh well, guess they got me, it’s cool, cause at least i can eat watermelon without people thinking anything about it

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i bet honor and armor give you problems too

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that chart makes me think ol’ sean has been hitting the sauce a little too much, and not cs:sauce

 

meh, after brief research, it’s nothing to worry yourself over, it’s interesting, but that’s about it…it’s all fearmongering

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