Games in one sentence

[rainefardreamer]

Half-life 2

We want you to use only the gravity gun and nothing else because we spent all our time and money on the physics engine

or

Know what people like? riding in a fanboat for 3 hours

[Ephraim]

Pikmin: Tiny slaves save tiny life.

Pikmin 2: Turns out it was Earth.

[newrayz]

World of Warcraft:

In case your real life wasn’t epic enough.

[Nickname]

Doom: Kill the demons before they invade Earth.

Doom 2: *edited* too late.

[melatonin]

Second Life: For those who lack a first life.

[MajorMajorMajor]

Minesweeper: Helping employees procrastinate since 1985.

[rainefardreamer]

Diablo 1

Click *oh *edited*S* CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

Diablo 2

Click Click Click

Diablo 3

We heard people had a hard time clicking so we made one button called you win, click it once

[MajorMajorMajor]

L4D: The AI Director hates boomers.

[Ephraim]

Street Fighter 4: Don’t pick Sagat, *edited*.

[Nickname]

Mario (series): Seriously, the plumber is our best chance for saving the princess?

Crysis: Your computer is not worthy.

Sims 3: You might as well wait until after we release our 20+ expansions and just buy the inevitable deluxe version

Titan Quest: We were as good as diablo, too bad nobody bought our game.

Madden 2009: Jake Delhomme sucks here, too.

[BallzinurJawz]

FF VII: That….Was….AWESOME.

FF VIII: WHAT THE *edited*!??

[Ephraim]

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – Sheik does not have a penis.

Donkey Kong – Japan’s apology for Pearl Harbor.

Metal Gear Solid 2 – Otacon was having sex with his stepmother, while his father commited suicide in front of his stepdaughter.

[MajorMajorMajor]

Tomb Raider Series: Small Guns, Large Tits.

[newrayz]

Ninja Gaiden: No, not a game about a *edited* ninja.

 

Mario Kart: *edited* you upside down item box!!

 

Golden Eye: Making strafing not an option, but a necessity.

 

Zombies ate my neighbors: ZOMG!

[MajorMajorMajor]

Pokemon Red: You need Blue to catch them all!

Pokemon Blue: You need Red to catch them all!

[Shingi]

Guitar Hero (series): For those of you who can’t play guitar in real life.

[Wildthang]

Runescape: The poor man’s WOW.

Digimon World: The best RPG ever made!

[rainefardreamer]

Mount and Blade

You always wanted to be like Griffth in Beserk

[Nickname]

FarCry – WHY THE *edited* CAN’T I QUICKSAVE

[Oh Malley]

Portal – WHY CAN”T I HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT TOO!??

[Derrick LeBrocq]

Metal Gear Solid (series): Fission Mailed.

[newrayz]

fallout 3: *edited* you giant fire ant!

 

or

 

Blowing up Megaton is the most fulfilling experience in 3D land.

[MajorMajorMajor]

CNC3: Nods – MORE SCORPION TANKS

CNC3: Scrin – Only have to survive 34 more seconds to get a *edited* tripod – DAMMIT I DIED

CNC3: GDI – Go back and pick Nod.

[Nickname]

Mr. PMosh said:

CNC3: Nods – MORE SCORPION TANKS

CNC3: Scrin – Only have to survive 34 more seconds to get a *edited* tripod – DAMMIT I DIED

CNC3: GDI – Go back and pick Nod.

lots of truth here

[newrayz]

Perfect Dark – Goldeneye with bigger boobs

 

DOA – boobs

 

Conkers Bad Furday – greatest *edited*ing game ever, or ill kill you. and hairy boobs.

[Ephraim]

Mega Man 4 – Dr. Wily was the real villain.

Mega Man 5 – Dr. Wily was the real villain.

Mega Man 6 – Dr. Wily was the real villain.

Mega Man 9 – Dr. Wily was the real villain.

[MasterP]

Metal Gear Solid 4: Straight to DVD movie released exclusively on PS3 and Disney Bluray.

[BallzinurJawz]

Super Smash Brothers Brawl: Stop *edited*ing Spamming Tornado with METAKNIGHT!

[MajorMajorMajor]

Unreal 2k4: Real men use the Bio-Rifle.

[Ephraim]

Super Smash Bros. (series) – The only time Luigi has ever been more useful than Mario.

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