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North Korea is really like the problem child in day care. They are small, smell, and dumb, yet they want all the attention they can get so they steal toys from neighboring children and threaten to throw said toys at them until the big teacher comes over and says…. we will give you a snack if you stop botherng the others. The problem child then eats the snack gloating his plan worked, but once the snack runs out the process starts again.

 

 

N. Korea=problem child

toy=nuke

throw=nuked

big teacher=usa

snack=food+money

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who is ralph herman major?

 

 

 

and

 

 

 

who is Sir John Major?

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shoulda gave me that one…. trebeck would have never done that

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who is major payne?

 

 

 

 

(lol dice)

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is obama after *edited* pirates?

 

 

you better watch out nurayz

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they made me outta clay

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i stalked him on sourcemod

 

 

hopefully he saw… in case not

 

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http://old.wcugaming.org/e107_plugins/foru…c.php?5360.last

 

 

i also see that Briefs has finally got adminz <3

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NoDice:(talking in a ban appeal of urban)

…Between you and your “9yr olf girly voice” and ex in his “48yr old voice) both consently talking back in forth is quite mind boggling and iterating

 

 

 

LOL

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Derrick LeBrocq said:

lol.

 

I’ve had people tell me “Aim for their feet and you’ll headshot em”….I mean…wtfzorz.

thats only in 1.6

 

 

and running with a deagle is a better shot that standing still with deagle

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im having so much fun haahhah

 

bout to make an account and start spammin that *edited* too

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Felix Nova said:

PEELS HERE!!!

LMAOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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Cavs Vs Knicks in 12

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NoDice said:

lol, found one major just submitted

lol hahahahahaha

 

 

 

not as bad as you though

Quote:

Today, eating at a nice restaurant and feeling curious, I daringly ask for the surprise ‘Maiden’s Dreams’ desert. The waiter comes back with a banana between two ice cream balls on a plate and no spoon. FML

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I feel like half the stories are fake

 

 

like who brings a vibrator in their purse to school?

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Citan001 said:

Toranky we can make kids. They will be the best kids ever like a super race of humans. They will take all the good from me and some asian from you and leave the rest.

and they will all have 1 nut

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herpes is worth jessica alba

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I’m going to have one kid and he will not get a car until he turns 20

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YouWinGameOver said:

Don’t be a *edited*ing *edited* to people.

ron…. secks me?

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Bananarchy said:

Hey, if there’s fluff on the muff she’s old enough. Although the fact that “free” is in quotation marks makes me feel like accepting it might have some ramifications.

 

 

But seriously, Major really does have herpes.

guys i have AIDS not herpes…. stop perpetuating lies

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i take back the whole “MILF” comment

 

 

we don’t need little torankys running around…. that would scare me :X

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Felix Nova said:

I thought it was *edited*ing hillarious in a “Oh My God this is horribly wonderful!” kind of way.

i got that same impression from “Left 4 Head”

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Hackers Anonymous

 

 

We meet at the Rec center on Tuesday Nights

 

 

be there.

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do they have “blahhh” for CSS?

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Left 4 Tron?

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NuRayZ said:

Oh you mean this?

 

 

i forgot how *edited*ing win that was LOL

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Citan001 said:

I just saw crazy chinese on the server like a day or two ago. You sure he was VACed and if he was maybe he got a new account?

he was VACed and got an new account and now torments me more with his awp

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lol my ringtone is now tf2

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Nickname said:

ok the option should be there for you now.

that option is based on post count… i believe you need 250 post before you can change it

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toranky will be a good MILF one day

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