“Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn’t. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML”
Today, eating at a nice restaurant and feeling curious, I daringly ask for the surprise ‘Maiden’s Dreams’ desert. The waiter comes back with a banana between two ice cream balls on a plate and no spoon. FML
like who brings a vibrator in their purse to school?
Major believe it or not a teacher found one in her class at my high school i was in that class too when she found it. Bad part is that I went to an all guys high school