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ParticipantSo after meeting with everyone who went out with us last night, more of the story at Cabo. Apparently I ordered food, some sort of wrap thing potato salad. When they didnt have any potato salad, they offered artichoke dip which I accepted but apparently me being my loud drank self said “OH THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL” in a very very sarcastic tone inevitably leading to her anger in wanting me out of there. Sad thing is I know drunk me, and I was probably trying to be sincere. She was already not happy that 6 highly intoxicated guys came in and were in an uproar the entire night so that probably iced the cake.
Although it’s hard to predict that far into the future, I probably won’t be drinking until football season. Most of my friends are graduating and going back to DC so I’m left with one or two people this summer who I would never drink with. I also RARELY get that drunk. Last time I drank that heavily was in 2006.
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ParticipantDuendes said:
the front 9 eh?
it ended up being the front 7.5 lol
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*edited* outta here with grammar and political nonsense
NEEDS MORE TITS AND BEER
speaking of which…. bar golf tonight. we were going to do 18 holes, but given we are poor *edited* college kids… we are doing 9
el rods – jumbo margarita
pks – dinner
the underground – IPA
champs – irish car bomb
cabo – shot o tequila
awfuls – players choice
poor billys – sake
boudreauxs – players choice
tots – rail
cannot fackin wait
if you havent lefgt yet,, will you wright me your gaming mouse in your will. and steam UN/PW’s
LOL sorry I would have cept the mouse is so *edited*ty it would have been an insult to you
Our order of the bars changes cause we realized the last 2 had cover charges after 8, so like geniuses we went to TOTS and billys first.
Only made it to bar 7. Was attempting to take the lead at -5 (leader was -6) so I got an IPA which we counted as -2. Drank it, then blacked out. Next thing I remember I was in Cabo Fish Taco (a family restaurant) at like 8:45 vomiting all over the table and the waitress yelling “GET HIM THE *edited* OUT”. All i could say was ” I NEED A BAG” which i promptly filled and dumped onto an SUV outside.
Good night over all
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Participant*edited* outta here with grammar and political nonsense
NEEDS MORE TITS AND BEER
speaking of which…. bar golf tonight. we were going to do 18 holes, but given we are poor *edited* college kids… we are doing 9
el rods – jumbo margarita
pks – dinner
the underground – IPA
champs – irish car bomb
cabo – shot o tequila
awfuls – players choice
poor billys – sake
boudreauxs – players choice
tots – rail
cannot fackin wait
May 10, 2010 at 8:21 pm in reply to: Did you ever fart in front of your gf (when you had one)? #100889MajorMajorMajor
Participantfarts are normal… queefs are not
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Participanttorankusu said:
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I’m pretty sure that wasn’t german-german. However, that was still a bit dumb reaching your hand into the *edited*er. First thing I do is look for the faucet. No faucet, no hand washy.
Exactly. Doesn’t matter if it says it’s the urinal or not. Plus I think most people would be more wary about yellow liquid.
not when u are le wasted
VIA LA SUMMER
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ParticipantNuRayZ said:
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“*edited*ing americans”
lol seriously tho, it’s not really his fault, there was no sign that said this was or was not a *edited*er. I’d be *edited*ed and smash the camera, beat up those europeans, and demand a BJ from that german chick.
no you wouldnt
you would be highly embarrassed and would go hide in the porta potty
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ParticipantNickname said:
no well ive been out of town all weekend so didnt get the chance to do much postin
considering its not the weekend anymore i expect a 100 fold increase of posting in my office by monday
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Participantwhoa…. whoa…. whoa
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ParticipantNickname said:
so i was looking for this thread to check on new posts and went OMFG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY THREAD THEY HAVE DESTROYED IT then I realized I had wandered into the random pic thread lol
im glad you cared to grace us with your presence today
care to make discussion or a 1 and out post?
<33
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Participantrainefardreamer said:
text?
i love how for like 5 of those you gave me the sneak preview a few days ago
AWESOME HAYDENNESS
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ParticipantNoDice said:
LOL BRENDA…. YOU BUY IT
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ParticipantCitan001 said:
Do it call and or txt me and it will go off. in the middle of finals next week! such a win idea.
POST UR NUMBER SO I CAN CALL DURING FINALS AS WELL
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Participantrainefardreamer said:
needs more image dump, too bad i haven’t really picked up much awesomeness in image form
but if anyone wants to le dump awesomeness, they are free to
especially if that includes some olivia wilde
man… i could pdf dump if you want lol
got a good 1000 of those
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Participantrainefardreamer said:
ever just not want to go to sleep
anyways, this thread is now about how hayden pantytier is *edited*
and olivia wilde is AMAZING
i would hit that so hard if you pulled me out you’d be the king of england
i would hit that so hard we would produce a higgs-boson particle
i would hit that so hard planets would shatter
also my computer puts out a lot of heat so this on my lappy, which mean no images, till tomorrow
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Participantrainefardreamer said:
first off, bummer major
second i had le trippy dreams last night, like what the *edited* dreams
i think somehow i had mw2 elements, american idol, and some sort of alien takeover going on
like me and some doods were running from aliens, who were skrulls actually, and there is one part where i was with the mythbusters group and then we started headshotting copies of them as they appeared. Then i had some random skip into running up a ladder into a roof and seeing claymores and tactical insertions and i died to the claymores, i think, i dunno for sure but i restarted and managed to convince the guy that we were somehow on his side, then i saw some camoed dood and he had some stealth stuff and this laser pistol, looked like a REALLY small stapler, wtf i know right, anyways turns out it shoots lasers and *edited* but took like 10000 shots to kill the human dood, but it pwns aliens. and then somehow i ended up at a house, heres an interesting thing, when i have a house in my dreams, it’s ALWAYS the same house, malls, schools they are always the same it’s *edited*ing bizarre. anyways in this house it’s nothing but hot chicks, and me and the team,not mythbusters other people i can’t remember, are chilling there, nothing really going on, but then a raid happens, the aliens are gonna chief everything so i’m like *edited* *edited* *edited* and so all of us are hidding and i was like damnit i gotta see this girl before we go, and so i go running up and i get to her room and i pull open the pocket door, pocket doors rule, and see her, and she’s got on regular pjs and i’m like this girl is the awesome(but i can’t remember what she looked like other than i REALLY wanted to kiss her), but i go to kiss her and she turns away and pushes me away, and i’m hella bummed. then this chick from american idol (i know right, wtf) grabs me and pulls me into a closet and then ( she goes down on me and then she gags on it and throws up all over me
)then i wake up
*edited*ing dreams man
that dream sounds AWESOME
i would love to chill with the mythbusters guys…. especially Karrie (she is the hot) MAYBE IT WAS HER YOU WERE TRYNA GET WITH you. did you actually die in your dream? or was it gameover kinda death, where it switches to 3rd person view and encircles your body?
and LOL @ the hidden comment
I decided that this kid would have been the kind of guy to snap on me eventually… so it was good it happened now i guess….
<3 u guiez
also i have a paper due monday. 750-1000 words. im now at word 1393. may be a little too much on this one
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ParticipantToday I found out someone can be a good friend for an entire year and then the second you say something that changes what they wanted, they flip and hate you over nothing.
Never had this happen to me before. Probably will happen again as well, but it’s a new experience for me.
My dad was furious with me for not arranging somewhere to live next year and told me to stop trying to room with my friend and just get a place by myself. I call my friend and tell him thinking “oh this is something he will need to know asap”. I tell him that my dad wants me to live alone and I exhausted all means of reasoning with him. I would imagine he would be upset, but still try to understand. Instead he lectures me on being “spineless” and a terrible person for not defying my dad and hangs up on me. He also insulted my father (which is a big no-no in my book).
I think it’s retarded to get angry over something like this when all you had prior was “oh sure ill live with you” as an arrangement. He already has another guy to live with and we hadn’t started looking yet. I just think it’s silly the way he reacted.
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Participanttexas is weird
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Participantlink?
no idea what this *edited* is
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ParticipantI just *edited*ed up. Didn’t read the philosophy exam and saw I needed to write 2 essays instead of 1.
I wonder if it is ethical to allow me to add a second essay after the fact.
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Participantmenace said:
gah… I have to dl all the quake sounds? gah!
ITS ONLY THE BEST SONG EVER
I AMMMMMM THE ONEEEE AND ONLYYYYYYY
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ParticipantEphraim said:
smells like jealousy
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Participanti can tonight… i got a final at 7 tho
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Participantthis thread destroyed IRC
if i was adambomb i would be angry
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