The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge

[newrayz]

so for some reason, probably due to the fact that I live in Texas and graduated from Texas A&M University, I get a ton of republican spam daily. I found this one particular pdf hilarious.

 

teabaggerpledge.pdf

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[melatonin]

Pledging to avoid using the US Postal Service? My spidey sense says this is fake. Or MasterP just snorted a line of coke.

[newrayz]

Liquid said:

Pledging to avoid using the US Postal Service? My spidey sense says this is fake. Or MasterP just snorted a line of coke.

 

no but i’m sure he’ll sign it.

[melatonin]

Nevermind my earlier post. Once I saw the part about refusing to use sidewalks, I am %150 sure this be sarcasm.

[newrayz]

Liquid said:

Nevermind my earlier post. Once I saw the part about refusing to use sidewalks, I am %150 sure this be sarcasm.

 

oh no it’s very serious. It’s the teabagger socialist-free purity pledge.

 

“Don’t chooo governet mess wit mah medehcaer!!!”

[melatonin]

“Socialism? In my sidewalks? It’s more likely than you think.”

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