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so i just noticed guys, I haven’t seen the grammar police in a LOOOOONG time. I think they sporadically trolled our boards, looking for violators, or sometimes just NoDice… so I’m a tad worried, did the grammar police overindulge on donuts?If Dice doesn’t start behaving I’m going to have to start a WCU dept. of the grammar police just to troll his posts.
I are lovez grammars. Can I has pozition as grammar popo??
Translation by MasterP: “I love grammar. Can I have a position with the grammar police?”
YahooEarth said:
I are lovez grammars. Can I has pozition as grammar popo??You most certainly may not.
We are sorry for our recent absence. After becoming popular on the Western Carolina University Gaming Club’s website, we received national attention. Naturally, our conclave was asked by the United States Government to follow around President George W. Bush and correct his many daily grammatical errors. You may have noticed that he has improved greatly over the last year. We made the executive decision that either our work was done, or President Bush was a lost cause. Either way, we left the post to assume our original job at WCU shortly after receiving an e-mail from our original boss, Adam Faulkner (approximately 2 minutes ago).
NoDice may as well change his name to NoChance, representing his odds of staying out of jail in the coming weeks and months.
NoDice said:
i’v been feeding him dohnutsWe should mention that during our time in the Executive Branch of the U.S. Government, we gained the legal so-called “license to kill.” For your own sake, don’t make us use it.
wispy said:
i am scruedIf by “scrued” you mean “screwed,” and if by “screwed” you mean “about to be arrested for years of minor offenses against the English language,” then yes, you are scrued.
Hello once again The Grammar Police, I was wondering where you drifted away to
.but I see you have an applicant
YahooEarth said:
I are lovez grammars. Can I has pozition as grammar popo??Translation by MasterP: “I love grammar. Can I have a position with the grammar police?”
thoughts?
As impressed as we are concerning the applicant’s correct usage of the word “are” in lieu of the more popular “r,” Mr. Faulkner’s budget on our squad is tight. We do have rooms available in our jail that young Mr. YahooEarth may be interested in. Judging by his application, he seems to be a worthy candidate.
TheGrammarPolice said:
NoDice may as well change his name to NoChance, representing his odds of staying out of jail in the coming weeks and months.Correct me if i am wrong, shouldn’t that be “no chance”.
NoDice said:
Correct me if i am wrong, shouldn’t that be “no chance”.
Once we find out where your mother lives, we’re coming down to the basement to arrest you.
I spent quite awhile laughing after reading this thread. Thanks for keeping us in order TheGrammarPolice. You are the man! Ashley says hi. I think she has been needing the help lately with all the misspelling and bad grammar on the forums these days.
We can choke on a single banana? We cannot even begin to imagine the situation that would preceed a police force of 20 men choking on a single banana.
TheGrammarPolice said:
We can choke on a single banana? We cannot even begin to imagine the situation that would preceed a police force of 20 men choking on a single banana.you have to admit it would be pretty hilarious
TheGrammarPolice said:
And thus, on post #25, Godwin’s Law is applied.dont make me go Townsend’s Law on yo *edited*!
Bitey said:
I have discovered your secret identityThe secret idenities of those officers comprising The Grammar Police are to be known only by the president of the W.C.U. Gaming Club. Adam Faulkner created this unit two years ago in an attempt to eradicate the use of incorrect grammar on this website. Only Adam knew the identities of our members until NoDice blackmailed those identities out of him.
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