The ‘Corrupted Wish’ Game

[iKnife]

How To Play

You grant the wish of the poster before you… but corrupt it against their plans..

 

You also post your own wish to keep the chain going…

 

 

Examples

Poster 1: I wish I was surrounded by beautiful women.

 

Poster 2: Granted, but the women all have herpes.

Poster 2: I wish I had a wallet full of 100’s.

 

Poster 3: Granted, but noone has any change.

Poster 3: I wish I could fly.

 

Poster 4: Granted, but gravity is multiplied 10x and your crushed to the ground.

 

and so on and so forth!

 

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I’ll start

 

I wish I had a super fast computer.

[YouWinGameOver]

granted but you have no internet

 

I wish I had majorx3s babies

[Phonetically Phamous (dice]

Granted but you loose your member to a raging papilloma infection

 

 

I wish i was iller than the iliad

[iKnife]

Granted, but by ill I mean you are extremely sick and die a very painful death.

 

I wish I had an unlimited supply of snack packs.

[Phonetically Phamous (dice]

Granted!! ….but you must eat all unlimited of them at the same time.

 

 

I wish I was not addicted to the Internets

[Goofy]

NoDice said:

Granted!! ….but you must eat all unlimited of them at the same time.

 

 

I wish I was not addicted to the Internets

 

Granted. However, Valve suddenly releases a new FPS MMO game that’s 100% real time, with Clan Meeting Halls and unique guns that requires near endless gameplay. Haha for not being addicted anymore.

 

I wish the Devs at Fleshlight would come out with a Boobyflesh product.

[MajorMajorMajor]

Goofy said:

Granted. However, Valve suddenly releases a new FPS MMO game that’s 100% real time, with Clan Meeting Halls and unique guns that requires near endless gameplay. Haha for not being addicted anymore.

 

I wish the Devs at Fleshlight would come out with a Boobyflesh product.

Granted, but they are the boobs of my 98 year old great grandmother

 

I wish i had wendy’s right now

[Goofy]

Mr. PMosh said:

Granted, but they are the boobs of my 98 year old great grandmother

 

I wish i had wendy’s right now

 

 

Granted. But, being a former employee I know what to order that’s going to be “less than fresh” and you will eat it knowing nothing.

 

I wish I knew Majors Gmas #.

[Phonetically Phamous (dice]

Goofy said:

I wish I knew Majors Gmas #.

 

Granted 973-409-3267

 

I wish Dr. Pepper had 24flavors

[MajorMajorMajor]

NoDice said:

Granted 973-409-3267

 

I wish Dr. Pepper had 24flavors

Granted, except i *edited*ed in it before i gave it to you

 

 

i wish my laptop would run l4d

[YouWinGameOver]

granted but you only spawn as boomer and ragequit every game

 

I wish I had 1 million dollars

[Goofy]

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but you only spawn as boomer and ragequit every game

 

I wish I had 1 million dollars

 

 

Granted, but it’s monopoly money.

 

I wish I had 1 million dollars in real money.

[YouWinGameOver]

granted but you only recieved it after I had sex with you, your mom, your dad, your dog and your goldfish.

 

I wish I was smarter

[MajorMajorMajor]

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but you only recieved it after I had sex with you, your mom, your dad, your dog and your goldfish.

 

I wish I was smarter

Granted, except you have a horrible accident that leaves you fully paralyzed

 

i wish everyone had mount and blade

[rainefardreamer]

All their games are linked to yours, they all spawn full purple armies and your stuck with only cyan units…FOREVER

 

 

I wish i was awesome

[YouWinGameOver]

granted but only until my body regenerates from being paralyzed

 

I wish I was fully regened so that raine can be awesome again

[Goofy]

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but only until my body regenerates from being paralyzed

 

I wish I was fully regened so that raine can be awesome again

 

Granted, but then Raine gets paralyzed. There’s gotta be a balance to the awesome.

 

I wish people loved me for me not my massive rack.

[YouWinGameOver]

Granted but your tits grow bigger and your beard falls out

 

I wish My computer ran faster

[MajorMajorMajor]

YouWinGameOver said:

Granted but your tits grow bigger and your beard falls out

 

I wish My computer ran faster

granted, i turned the treadmill up to 7, we will see how it performs

 

i wish i did not have class today

[YouWinGameOver]

granted but your professor is licking your butthole the whole time

 

I wish i ran faster

[Goofy]

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but your professor is licking your butthole the whole time

 

I wish i ran faster

 

Granted, but it took for you to be severely wounded and now without your natural right-leg. Its prosthetic. Rehab FTW.

 

I wish I was the Incredible Hulk.

[YouWinGameOver]

granted but you have to fight and kill lou first

 

I wish my leg wasnt prosthetic and I was still as fast

[Goofy]

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but you have to fight and kill lou first

 

I wish my leg wasnt prosthetic and I was still as fast

 

Granted, but now you only have 1 arm due to a horrific accident involving a fleshlight and a jackhammer.

 

I wish I knew who Lou was.

[MajorMajorMajor]

Goofy said:

Granted, but now you only have 1 arm due to a horrific accident involving a fleshlight and a jackhammer.

 

I wish I knew who Lou was.

Granted, but he died

 

 

I wish family guy was on now instead of 11

[YouWinGameOver]

granted but you have to find out who lou is and in the quest you know hes not dead

 

I wish major was right

[Goofy]

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but you have to find out who lou is and in the quest you know hes not dead

 

I wish major was right

 

Granted, but then Major eats him due to obesity.

 

I wish I had cable in my bed room.

[YouWinGameOver]

granted but you have to make major throw up so you can find lou

 

I wish you knew who lou was

[MajorMajorMajor]

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but you have to make major throw up so you can find lou

 

I wish you knew who lou was

Granted, BUT I SHOT THAT MOTHER *edited*ER LIKE 5 POSTS AGO SO GET OFF HIS NUTS AND MOVE ON

 

 

i wish my zune was charged

[YouWinGameOver]

granted but lou is the one to do it *edited*

 

i wish i had american money in my pocket right now

[MajorMajorMajor]

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but lou is the one to do it *edited*

 

i wish i had american money in my pocket right now

granted, but it is just a penny

 

i wish i didn’t have to pay bills

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