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Urban your classic
soccerflame324 (5:10:47 PM): where you live?
Grif Nasty (5:11:39 PM): charlotte nc
soccerflame324 (5:14:17 PM): I KNOW SOMEONE THAT LIVES THERE
soccerflame324 (5:14:19 PM): I THINK
soccerflame324 (5:14:23 PM): YOU KNOW BEAR?
lmao man he plays on the server with the name of bear, like nub chubby bear, or chubby polar bear, stuff like that. and hes friends with adam. but yea i know i rock =) you up for scoutzknives again like last night? it was fun
i was starting to think something before you said help build my ski up, i thought you were…. well you know lol
baahaha this is awesome i can type as fast as i would like and it will fix *edited*… kjdaksjd yes the the the the
the new firefox 2.0 has a inline spell checker,,, so if your typing then firefox 2.0 is open it will correct the words…
its like a dream come true
Oh i love spam emails this has got to be the worst one i’v seen.. do you think anyone has replied?
Dear Beloved,
Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha the former head of state of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the present administration. I havelost confidence with anybody within my country.I got your contacts through personal research,and had to reach you through this medium. I will give you more details when you reply. Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I cant visit the embassy so that is why I have contacted you.
My husband deposited $12.6million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now till we communicate. I will be happy if you can receive this funds and keep it safe I assure you something tangible for your assistance. I will need your tel/ mobile numbers so that we can commence communication.I await your urgent response.You can contact me through my private email on ( hajai_mariam@yahoo.gr ).
Sincerely yours,Hajia Mariam.
well we haev a drop down box and you can jump from any page to any page w/o scrolling through each page……
if thats what you ment??
Another spam email…only i replied lol
here is what the *edited* wrote:
FROM:Mrs Gloria Hatch
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr. Kazeem Hatch who worked with Kuwait embassy in Rachadaphisek Cambodia for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child.He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christians.When my late husband was alive, he deposited the sum of US $3.5M. (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) with one Security Company in Europe. Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke.Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this fund to fund churches, orphanages,Research centers and widows, propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that ‘It is more blessed to give than to recieve’. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband’s relatives are not Christians and I dont want my husbands hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision…..
and this is what i replied
FROM: Smarter than you’ll ever be u *edited*ing retard
Hi *edited*,
I am the above named person from America. See in America we call you people Testicleless Penis Suckers. I’m not married and i cant believe someone would marry you in the first place due to ur stupidity. I’m a extremely glad your child died; thank god your genes wont be passed on because the world is a better place without u. As far as your dead husband goes, hes not dead, he just faked it an came to america where he has contracted AIDS from *edited*ing to many men. Yes, ur husband was *edited*; very *edited*. He is going to die soon though, after i beat the *edited* out of him for marrying u. Born again christians my *edited*…if u were christian you would have been alot smarter than this. The bible also says Gods pimp hand is stern, lying pieces of *edited*s will go to hell. Go *edited* a camel u scumbag.
New Spam song:
(think of Scatman)
Spah di dah de dah loh spam spam spizzam
IMA SPAM MAN!!! SPEEE SPAH SPAH SPAMMY *edited*!
i can see platinum already.
spam is basically the best food ever tho..
one time on jerry springer they ahad a dude who literally loved it… as in…. you know… with spam….
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