Send your kids to Texas

[newrayz]

Because I just passed the content test for math. Texas has recognized me as highly qualified to teach the subject! HOOORRAAAYYYYYY!!!!

 

 

 

seriously though, i can’t believe i passed. These kids are going to suffer so much lol

[adam37]

LOL

 

Ill send my kids to be taught math by Mr. NuRayz

[Citan001]

where at bro

[newrayz]

Citan001 said:

where at bro

 

 

no where at the moment. The test was just to be recognized by the state. Now that i passed, any school district in Texas can legally higher me as a teacher. Right now i’m on a couple waiting lists here around Houston. I may teach out in Katy or near Sugarland. If all else fails, I can go back to the school district i grew up in. They are notorious for hiring native alumni.

[MasterP]

higher =/= hire

 

If you make that mistake on a job application you’ll definately be “randomly” given a drug test.

[newrayz]

MasterP said:

higher =/= hire

 

If you make that mistake on a job application you’ll definately be “randomly” given a drug test.

 

LOL

 

that was funny. yeah i’ll make sure to spell hire properly. All teachers and/or potential are required to get drug tests so it wouldn’t be random. They even have teachers fingerprinted starting this year.

[Fascist Flakes (Jagr)]

Yeah I was going to point out when I read this that higher isn’t spelled correctly, so good job Mr. Teach! In other news, I went to school for two years in Austin and went to a blue-ribbon public elementary school, it was fantastic. I think it was like, Rose Hill or something?

[Citan001]

Question is notting ham still around in houston? It was an elementary school atleast when I was going there.

[Lemm]

What grade level are you qualified to teach?

[newrayz]

Lemm said:

What grade level are you qualified to teach?

 

7th and 8th graders. Technically I could teach elementary school, but i think i’d have more fun torturing the emo kids.

[adam37]

NuRayZ said:

Lemm said:

What grade level are you qualified to teach?

 

7th and 8th graders. Technically I could teach elementary school, but i think i’d have more fun torturing the emo kids.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!

[Lemm]

NuRayZ said:

Lemm said:

What grade level are you qualified to teach?

 

7th and 8th graders. Technically I could teach elementary school, but i think i’d have more fun torturing the emo kids.

 

So you’ll be teaching Algebra, Geometry.. or just 7th grade math? Sounds pretty cool either way. That was back when math was fun and easy for me.. Calculus stunted my thirst for knowledge.

[MajorMajorMajor]

Lemm said:

Calculus stunted my thirst for knowledge.

this

[MasterP]

MajorMajorMajor said:

Lemm said:

Calculus stunted my thirst for knowledge.

this

Ditto

[Fascist Flakes (Jagr)]

MasterP said:

MajorMajorMajor said:

Lemm said:

Calculus stunted my thirst for knowledge.

this

Ditto

Calc + Algebra 2. *edited* math

[newrayz]

i enjoyed calculus. took a few semesters of engineering calc through college. Algebra was probably my favorite, and the whole imaginary numbers thing still bothers me to this day.

[Duendes]

Lol there’s a plac called sugarland in Texas. Think of hot sticky sugar on the counter. Anyways, congrats. Don’t be an *edited* like my other teachers.

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