Santos

[Ephraim]

So, I’m currently visiting family down here in Atlanta. I was tagging along with my aunt in a local Kroger’s, when I spied this odd vending machine with the word Santos on it. They were selling 2-inch plastic replicas of Catholic saints for fifty cents. I was curious. Now, I’m not Catholic, but this was too weird not to get a beter look at. I searched my pocket, but only found a quarter, so a borrowed another from my aunt.

 

I got Santo Nino!

 

It also came with his very own Space Bubble, so he can spread the word of Christ to alien worlds!

 

 

 

My aunt was very amused to hear what I had purchased with her money. It says on the back that it was made in China. Converse amongst yourselves.

[Phonetically Phamous (dice]

Majin Ephraim said:

It also came with his very own Space Bubble, so he can spread the word of Christ to alien worlds!

😆

[deadpool]

lol thats awesome! reminds me of buddy christ.

 

[MajorMajorMajor]

catholic kids need cheaply produced toys from vending machines too…

 

 

 

god i miss the days of wet-on tattoos, pogs, and fake rings that turn ur hand green

[Phonetically Phamous (dice]

POGss!!!! i spent all my childhood money on those *edited* slammers and spinners. sweet 8lb 6oz baby jesus that was a fun game.

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