Peter R. Townsend

[Nickname]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome the Guinness book of world records had to add a whole new chapter just to cover his epic awesomeness.

[MajorMajorMajor]

because you are are the most win people ever

 

 

my middle name is : Riley

 

lulz

[Phonetically Phamous (dice]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome, he knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

[Nickname]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome, he found the people in LOST, then lol’d and left them there.

[newrayz]

MajorMajorMajor said:

because you are are the most win people ever

 

 

my middle name is : Riley

 

lulz

 

LOL RILEEEYYY!!!!!!

shweet.

 

Major is so awesome, when god said let there be light, major asked: “what kind? Bud Light or Miller Lite? You’re right god, let there be both.” And it was so.

[newrayz]

Major is so awesome, chuck Norris asked him to take his spot in epic awesomeness jokes. I lied, major took his spot by force.

[MajorMajorMajor]

me and my sig are bigger than life

[MasterP]

MajorMajorMajor said:

me and my sig are bigger than life

No, you’re not.

[MajorMajorMajor]

MasterP said:

No, you’re not.

the man is always gettin me down

 

 

 

you missed my UBER BIG sig this morning

 

 

i could put it back up for you if you want

[rainefardreamer]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome he taunts authority figures without fear of recourse

[MajorMajorMajor]

lol i am awaiting teh banhamma

[rainefardreamer]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome he make clint eastwood look like a *edited*

[newrayz]

major is so awesome, when master P makes things disappear, he makes them reappear again.

[So-CaL A]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome that raine keeps making comments through the night to try and capture his attention, sexually that is.

[newrayz]

major is so awesome, a sign is required on his fence which reads: “Beware of a badass mofo. and oh yeah he is awesome”

 

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ROCKETS ROCKETS ROCKETS WON!!!! WOOOOOT

[Phonetically Phamous (dice]

Major is so awesome, people want him in their sig’s

[MajorMajorMajor]

NoDice said:

Major is so awesome, people want him in their sig’s

LOL you know i dont cut out coupons

 

 

people just give me free food

[rainefardreamer]

majormajormajor is so awesome…mudkips like him

[newrayz]

major is so awesome.

his pressence there,

in a hiku of awesomeness

[Ashley Tisdale]

Major is so awesome he knows I am better than Hannah Montana

[newrayz]

Major es tan impresionante que él baja las chicas para un paseo bueno

[Dean Winchester]

trabajar aqui aqui!

[Poopie]

yo quiero hacer tu madre. tengo un gato en mi pantalones. pollo frito!!!

[newrayz]

¡Aye Poopie!

 

 

mi gato es muy pequeño y se parece a Godzilla!

[rainefardreamer]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome that when I dump images, he gets a message sent automatically

[rainefardreamer]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome that Tanks run from HIM

[rainefardreamer]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome that my internet tries to give him doublepost compliments all the time

[rainefardreamer]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome No-Dice would stop spamming threads just to read what Major writes

[rainefardreamer]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome that his presence in Terminator Salvation would improve the movie to the point of legendary

[rainefardreamer]

MajorMajorMajor is so awesome when he plays l4d as a surivor, i’ve seen him use Revive and Poison dagger

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