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He was a true American Hero, a legend, and is now selling Oxyclean to God in that big Infomercial in the sky.
You will be missed.
MajorMajorMajor said:
He was a true American Hero, a legend, and is now selling Oxyclean to God in that big Infomercial in the sky.You will be missed.
wtf billy mays died!?!? what is up with all my idols dying in a week. why god why!
In less than a week, we’ve lost Ed Macmahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays. What is going on?
NoDice said:
dang, did billy really die.
i liked that guy, even thou he shouts out EVERYTHING he says. /sadface
They were actually about to pass a new law about TV commercials.
The current standing is commercials cannot be louder than the loudest part of the show it is during. (Like a gunshot/explosions).
The FCC wants to make it “commercials cannot be louder than the AVERAGE decibel level of the show.
So soon, Billy Mays would stop screaming like we’ve known and loved regardless. =(
I gotta hand it to Billy Mays…the man could upsell a hammer that you smash your penis with and make it sound awesome.
“Hi I’m BILLY MAYS, here today to tell you about “*edited*SLEDGE”, the amazing penis flattening hammer!”.
NoDice said:
BREAKING NEWSBloody Slap-Chop found at scene……….story developing…………
bahahahhahahaha
first he beats a hooker then he kills billy mays
*edited* that vince!
MasterP said:
I wonder who’s next?Follow up question: Will his estate sue the airline?
i have a feeling they might try, but it would depend on the findings in the autopsy tomorrow
sooo many MADD famous RIP’s lately..weak wacksauce..he died unrelated to headBUMP..lol at all the funnies with him on diss paige..I MADE IT 2 1grand postsss!!! Someone buy me a 100Grand+7…LOOT.
Poopie said:
who saw the marathon of pitchmen on discovery channel?i didnt
alright fine i did
it was AWESOME
Oxyclean works. Not magic or anything but its the best thing I have used that gets ball point ink out of shirts.
rumors goign around that Mays was going to get cremated and his ashes were going to be spread in a limited edition run of 10,000 oxy clean buckets. how sweet would that be.
NoDice said:
rumors goign around that Mays was going to get cremated and his ashes were going to be spread in a limited edition run of 10,000 oxy clean buckets. how sweet would that be.it would be awesome, but definitely something i wouldn’t use. More something you’d put on top of your fireplace, and talk about with house guests while drinking some kind of scotch or brandy.
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