This is me on the floor last night have this girl hit me in the nutz… yes.. I got owned… and I was too drunk to stop her… she ended up getting me like this 5 times.. not sure if they’re still functional.
dice… don’t be fooled buddy, i’ve been tackled at a party, and not a drop of beer was spilt. i’ve seen drunk people preform amazing miracle-like acts of grace just to save a beer/cig/… you get the picture. by the look on his face i say that, that cig in his hand, is the only thing that can take his mind off his balls pounding…
yea, i was came running in a room hammered, slipped on some *edited*ty rug, banged my head off the stove and landed on my *edited* and not 1 drop of my mix hit the floor.
yeah dude, ive had a CB in hand and a beer in the other and slipped down a bunch of stairs on my *edited* and both were still cool and yeah man why does your stomach always feel sick after your nuts take a pounding.