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So I figured we ought to have a joke thread, for kicks, for laughs, for just a grand ole time. Feel free to post any jokes you know. They can be your own creation, or the wittiness of someone else.
Letterman said:
I was walking in central park today, and it was so hot, I actually witnessed a squirrel putting sun tan lotion on his nuts.Poopie said:
yo mama so fat, she needed 16k to buy armorLOL, WIN INDEED.
I’m not going to post it cuz it’s really long, so here’s a link.
It’s… THE LONGEST JOKE IN THE WORLD.
Supposedly.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-…-joke-ever.html
When I first read through it, my reaction was, “LOLWTF.” Everyone I’ve showed it to has had the same reaction. It’s really dumb, but I laffed.
torankusu said:
LOL, WIN INDEED.I’m not going to post it cuz it’s really long, so here’s a link.
It’s… THE LONGEST JOKE IN THE WORLD.
Supposedly.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-…-joke-ever.html
When I first read through it, my reaction was, “LOLWTF.” Everyone I’ve showed it to has had the same reaction. It’s really dumb, but I laffed.
Okay I was about to read it, but this Youtube video distracted me rofl.
Then he waddled away! waddle waddle
😆 So, a little girl walks into her family’s bathroom to discover her mother showering and her father shaving at the sink…
[censored]
“About ten minutes from now when your mother leaves.”
*takes bow
MajorMajorMajor said:
Knock KnockWho’s there?
9/11
9/11 who?
YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET
…..exit stage left
LOL i about spit out my water when i read that hahahaha
torankusu said:
So… did I miss something or did you just take out the part necessary to understand the punchline?Yes, but I don’t want to get yelled at. Trust me, it’s funny.
Ephraim said:
Yes, but I don’t want to get yelled at. Trust me, it’s funny.Now I’m curious… pm me. xP
torankusu said:
Now I’m curious… pm me. xPme too!!
i have no idea where your joke was going Ephraim, lemme in on the juice!
.cb new_rayz said:
me too!!i have no idea where your joke was going Ephraim, lemme in on the juice!
i think he should just post it and run
Liam wont be able to catch up
A young man goes to a *edited*house to expierence his first taste of sex.
The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.
The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her out. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.
The man quietly says to himself, “phew”, but he goes down on her again.
A moment later she farts again. He says “phew”, but continues.
Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what’s wrong, and he replies “I don’t think I can take another 66 of those!”
My uncle worked for an M&M factory checking to make sure all M&Ms manufactured were in pristine order, it was a great job and really helped provide for his family but unfortunately he was fired shortly after being hired…
He kept throwing out all the Ws…
last two jokes were hilarious.
To Ephraim: the rest of that first joke you sent, did not see that coming. lol my initial reaction was to laugh, but by laughing I got the joke, therefore I think I may be going to hell along with you Eph. rofl
For the Thread:
I walk into bathrooms both for relief and to keep up with the latest stall humor. Although it saddens me when all the radical christian groups blot out all the funny jokes, and replace them with bible quotes. There was a new one the other day, I found hilarious:
“Christ would NOT *edited* with bathroom stalls”
Whats the difference between Jesus and Obama?
Jesus was a carpenter.
Obama cant put a cabinet together.
we ought to keep out all the political pokes, i mean jokes. Things could just get nasty =/
lol but that was pretty funny
Bitey said:
My uncle worked for an M&M factory checking to make sure all M&Ms manufactured were in pristine order, it was a great job and really helped provide for his family but unfortunately he was fired shortly after being hired…He kept throwing out all the Ws…
explains a lot
Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
bartender says “hey , where did you get that?”
The parrot says “Africa, there are tons of them over there.”
.cb new_rayz said:
To Ephraim: the rest of that first joke you sent, did not see that coming. lol my initial reaction was to laugh, but by laughing I got the joke, therefore I think I may be going to hell along with you Eph. roflI believe the supreme being can appreciate a good joke. He created Obama, after all.
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