Jason Statham in DIABETES

[distemper]

Basically, Statham’s character, Chileos, is always near the brink of death in each movie, and needs to do ridiculous things to stay alive, for instance, hooking himself up to a car battery to keep his heart beating. Bullcrap, but Jackass with a plot can be pretty entertaining.

 

This is a spoof of the CRANK films.

 

[YouWinGameOver]

winrar thread NAO!

[rainefardreamer]

I have to say my favorite explanation for there being a crank 2 is: that he set the high score so they gave him an extra life

[Ephraim]

What they didn’t show you was how he fell into a diabetic coma thirty seconds later.

[Derrick LeBrocq]

Pffft. Jason Statham is so generic as an actor. Same voice, same look, same everything in every movie.

 

He’s nothing but this generations Steven Seagul.

[torankusu]

LOL, it’s true. btw, you put a link to your site in your profile and in your sig, but no one can access it.

[Oh Malley]

And? Since when do you watch action films for the acting?

[distemper]

heh, my dad’s favorite actor is steven segal.

 

I don’t really agree with him… I think Steven Segal’s best movie was Executive Decision, a Kurt Russell action-thriller TNT decided to spam after 9/11. He dies in the first 30 minutes. He played a US Navy SEAL with a ponytail. <—- Fail.

[MajorMajorMajor]

Remo Williams: download it; love it

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