ICE BREAKERS

[B R I E F S]

how do you break the ice,

 

 

there used to be a good thread about this somewheres…

[Nickname]

I lost my phone number, mind if I borrow yours?

[rainefardreamer]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

 

enough to break ice, Hi i’m Raine

[Phonetically Phamous (dice]

a complement

[adam37]

[Chris’-‘]

[Poopie]

When’s the last time you took a *edited*?

 

 

 

 

 

Chris=fails

[wispy]

ask her an opinion be like hey can i ask you a question i need your opinion on something my friend thinks this but i think this what do you think. ( my favorite opener)

 

my like opener this week was you look familiar have i met you before? but it turns out i was in one of her classes and yeah it worked out well.

 

yes i am that good

[MajorMajorMajor]

wispy said:

ask her an opinion be like hey can i ask you a question i need your opinion on something my friend thinks this but i think this what do you think. ( my favorite opener)

 

my like opener this week was you look familiar have i met you before? but it turns out i was in one of her classes and yeah it worked out well.

 

yes i am that good

you are so corny

[ren]

One of my buddies went with this one (yes, it worked for one night cause we were all *edited*faced)

 

“Hi there. Me azn. You azn. Les *edited*”

 

and the chick goes to the bedroom with him

 

 

*69th post*

[wispy]

that was an appropriate post for the number of posts you have

[MajorMajorMajor]

ren said:

One of my buddies went with this one (yes, it worked for one night cause we were all *edited*faced)

 

“Hi there. Me azn. You azn. Les *edited*”

 

and the chick goes to the bedroom with him

 

 

*69th post*

Bahahahahah! i’ve seen so many lines like that that actually work because the whole room has consumed enough beer to stock a grocery store

 

 

personal fav “So… your a girl huh?” (worked ONCE so HA)

[ren]

yeah, that kind of thing only works when everybody is already halfway passed out. but it DOES work in those cases . i like that one major. “so….you’re a girl huh?” thats great haha.

[wispy]

my pick up lines work when a girl is sober

 

so i win

[B R I E F S]

This actually happened, I was at the liquor dome, and I literally had some *edited* guy and a blond get in a fight over me, needless to say we all got kicked out and I left the blond at mcdonalds once I realized that this was completly *edited*ed. Prolly should have broght her home, but I was *edited*ed

 

and no, I didn’t bring the *edited* guy home.

[adam37]

B R I E F S said:

This actually happened, I was at the liquor dome, and I literally had some *edited* guy and a blond get in a fight over me, needless to say we all got kicked out and I left the blond at mcdonalds once I realized that this was completly *edited*ed. Prolly should have broght her home, but I was *edited*ed

 

lol!

[Pink Monkey #16]

briefs winz!

[MajorMajorMajor]

B R I E F S said:

This actually happened, I was at the liquor dome, and I literally had some *edited* guy and a blond get in a fight over me, needless to say we all got kicked out and I left the blond at mcdonalds once I realized that this was completly *edited*ed. Prolly should have broght her home, but I was *edited*ed

 

and no, I didn’t bring the *edited* guy home.

you give us all something to aspire to

[ren]

haha yeah that’s awful

[Chris’-‘]

I just saw this work this weekend on a freshmen girl…..”I have vodka and you, lets go back to my room”

[B R I E F S]

FIrst year we convinced a girl to funnel hard liquor. She puked, her friend freaked, I laughed.

[wispy]

on the worst day ive had this year… i played beer pong except the girls took shots of hard liquer needless to say it did not end well for those girls… we had to take care of them the whole night!

 

 

dam freshmen…

[B R I E F S]

By “taking care” of them, I assume you mean you took advantage of them

[rdiddie]

“you smell marvelous, it smells like fish and lysol lemon scent mixed”.

 

“btw, my names …”

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