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torankusu said:
LOL. That’s what you get for thinking you could get a free bj.LOL nothing in life is ever free
Citan001 said:
LOL nothing in life is ever freeMost things cost at LEAST $1.05.
Sorry, somebody had to say it.
Bananarchy said:
Most things cost at LEAST $1.05.Sorry, somebody had to say it.
You saying thats hot much a bj costs? I would either go get my money back or go get tested ASAP. Under 50$ and you know something is wrong. Not that I have any experience in that field but its just common knowledge.
Citan001 said:
You saying thats hot much a bj costs? I would either go get my money back or go get tested ASAP. Under 50$ and you know something is wrong. Not that I have any experience in that field but its just common knowledge.nah some places 10 dollars is all you need
One day, you think it’s your lucky day cuz you get a free bj. The next day, you find out she “accidentally” left something in your apartment/house so she has a reason to come back.
It’s a ploy.
torankusu said:
One day, you think it’s your lucky day cuz you get a free bj. The next day, you find out she “accidentally” left something in your apartment/house so she has a reason to come back.It’s a ploy.
women are crafty…
just when we think we are getting free bjs and sex, all of sudden we start getting pinned into relationships OH NOES!
It’s true. Next, she’s gonna tell briefs she got knocked up and that he’s her baby daddy. LOL.
If that were to really happen, omfg. That would be awesomely fail… cuz all he got was a bad bj and he even faked it.
What tora has spoken is both true and SCARY.
I pray for you briefs.
And i hope you put your raincoat on before you went and played in her puddle.
It’s true. I’m glad I’m not a guy or a lesbian.
So I have this screenshot saved only cuz I found this guy’s response to my comment to be funny. He seems to think that I was a dude who knows what he’s saying about girls (which are few and far between), but I just have a vagina and of course, I know how we work (side note: it’s not how I roll).
But yeah, I just wanted to share the story that I typed in there, lol. The thread was posted by a dude who said this girl wanted to *edited* without a condom and he decided to ask 4chan (OF ALL PEOPLE, LULZ) what to do.
Like I said, girls are *edited*ing CONNIVING. And like Rayz said, wear a raincoat, lol. (btw, I’ve never heard anyone except my mom call them raincoats. My sister and I laffed when our mom asked if we’re using *raincoats*.)
Lewl, I’m almost 100% positive that it would be impossible for her to be preggers , for starters I didn’t even blow my load, also, it was a blowjob. Stop busting my balls, my friends have been busting them ever since I told them, one of my friends GF’s started laughing uncontrollably when I told her I faked it, apparently faking it isn’t just for women anymore.
Also, did I mention she was sober and I was drunk, is it just me or is that a bit wierd, I think I might play the rape card….
B R I E F S said:
Lewl, I’m almost 100% positive that it would be impossible for her to be preggers , for starters I didn’t even blow my load, also, it was a blowjob. Stop busting my balls, my friends have been busting them ever since I told them, one of my friends GF’s started laughing uncontrollably when I told her I faked it, apparently faking it isn’t just for women anymore.Also, did I mention she was sober and I was drunk, is it just me or is that a bit wierd, I think I might play the rape card….
i read somewhere that around 28% of guys fake it lol
vs the 75% of women who fake it
How the hell do you fake it as a guy? I mean girls its super easy to fake but guys ummm well not so much.
NoDice said:
i dont get it,, how do guys fake it? do you all carry a pack of mayonaise around with you?you kinda just make your “O” face then pull out and toss the condom before she looks
Who the hell gets a bj with a condom? Yall seen that movie 40 days and 40 nights? He tried to fake it and she asked to see the condom. Back to the point though bj with a condom is fail you might as well just go jerk it yourself.
NoDice said:
*edited* yeahh, you can fake it with condoms.. im gonna start wearing them nowsafe sex fail?
I dont know where the hell you all get your girls but well yeah bj with a condom on is fail. How do you fake it though? What if they want to see?
pull out your houdini hinder
I mean that would be a great invention to somehow have something at the tip holding lotion or something and you somehow bust it open so it looks like you well yeah. Other then that I dont see how you can fake it. Unless ur junk aint working right.
lol no condom, i pulled it out of her mouth started jerkin er right good, and said ahh, stood up, went to the washroom, came back, went to bed, the lights were off, so was fairly easy.
B R I E F S said:
lol no condom, i pulled it out of her mouth started jerkin er right good, and said ahh, stood up, went to the washroom, came back, went to bed, the lights were off, so was fairly easy.I think this works. I mean, if you pretended to catch the jizz.
B R I E F S said:
Lewl, I’m almost 100% positive that it would be impossible for her to be preggers , for starters I didn’t even blow my load, also, it was a blowjob.Haha, I know. That was the joke. See the quoted text below.
torankusu said:
It’s true. Next, she’s gonna tell briefs she got knocked up and that he’s her baby daddy. LOL.If that were to really happen, omfg. That would be awesomely fail… cuz all he got was a bad bj and he even faked it.
B R I E F S said:
lol no condom, i pulled it out of her mouth started jerkin er right good, and said ahh, stood up, went to the washroom, came back, went to bed, the lights were off, so was fairly easy.What did you just pretend to blow on her face? How did she not feel it? What if she were trying to swallow? WTF did she end up swallowing? It would have been epic if you puked right then and there and she swallowed.
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