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  • #7557
    Major
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    http://www.asylum.com/2009/05/19/10-famous…-only-one-ball/

     

    i dunno how valid the source is but roffle

    #85232
    torankusu
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    lol, the only ones that make sense are Lance Armstrong and Tom Green. I don’t know about the rest, but if it’s true, that’s interesting.

    #85234
    newrayz
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    Arnold only has one nut?

     

     

    pooposterus! he has to have 3, at least.

    #85254
    Citan001
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    My name needs to be added to this list. Im a god among you all.

    #85268
    torankusu
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    Pshh, if being minus a testicle makes you awesome, then I should be a god(dess) cuz I have none.

    #85274
    Citan001
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    torankusu said:

    Pshh, if being minus a testicle makes you awesome, then I should be a god(dess) cuz I have none.

     

    pics or you have em. :D

    #85294
    Pink Monkey #13
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    wow citan…

    #85298
    Citan001
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    Pink Monkey #13 said:

    wow citan…

     

    what?

    #85303
    newrayz
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    torankusu said:

    Pshh, if being minus a testicle makes you awesome, then I should be a god(dess) cuz I have none.

     

    minus 1 testicle makes you awesome

     

    minus 2 testicles makes you a woman.

     

     

    Tora i think you fall under the second, but you’re still awesome :wub: :wub: :wub:

    #85304
    Citan001
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    NuRayZ said:

    minus 1 testicle makes you awesome

     

    minus 2 testicles makes you a woman.

     

     

    Tora i think you fall under the second, but you’re still awesome :wub: :wub: :wub:

     

    LOLOLOLOL good *edited* but for real missing a nut is kinda odd sometimes. I still forget that im missing one every now and then so when i go to scratch i freak out every now and then thinking i knocked it up inside the body. Yes its possible for it to happen and i dont know why. My guess is protection?

    #85312
    Bananarchy
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    Citan001 said:

    LOLOLOLOL good *edited* but for real missing a nut is kinda odd sometimes. I still forget that im missing one every now and then so when i go to scratch i freak out every now and then thinking i knocked it up inside the body. Yes its possible for it to happen and i dont know why. My guess is protection?

     

    Can’t they implant a fake one or something? Like, stuff a big marble in there somehow?

    #85314
    YouWinGameOver
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    this is one of the most ridiculous threads ever

    #85322
    Citan001
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    Bananarchy said:

    Can’t they implant a fake one or something? Like, stuff a big marble in there somehow?

     

    Yes they can its rubber i think. I did get to see it but I didnt want it because well yeah its not me….

    #85323
    torankusu
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    WELCOME TO RANDOM, LOLOLOL. ^_^

     

    It’d be funny if they just used like… a glass eyeball as an implant. Can you imagine what it would be like if someone exhumed your body?

     

    “wtf is this doing down here? Shouldn’t it be in the skull?”

     

    Wow, imagine having a glass eye just implanted anywhere in your body, but have it so that it shows and it looks like a third eye… but like in your torso.

    #85324
    Derrick LeBrocq
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    It’s called an undecending testicle. It’s not uncommon.

    #85325
    Citan001
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    RaveN said:

    It’s called an undecending testicle. It’s not uncommon.

     

    sux for people that have that but it can be knocked back up and cause problems. True story an ex of mine her little bro got kicked in the nuts while doing karate and he had to get surgery to fix it. It didnt come down for over a week so they went to the doctor and he had to pull it down.

    #85327
    Derrick LeBrocq
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    Nothing like having the Doctor tug on your nuts.

    #85328
    Citan001
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    RaveN said:

    Nothing like having the Doctor tug on your nuts.

     

    so funny story time or rather sad story time. I had to get an ultra sound before they knew it was cancer and they have like 6 different gels. from like boiling hot to ice cold. So I gotta take my pants and boxers off and they give me a towel to cover myself then the doctor takes the towel off and does his thing right. Well in my case the ultra sound tech was a super hot blond girl and she just had to use the coldest gel they had. It was bad. she looks at me and im bright red I go from strong man to whimp in less then 2 sec it was epic.

    #85337
    rainefardreamer
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    lulz

    #85349
    Citan001
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    Like two months ago I was in my office when my dad came in to say hi to me (we work in the same building) and he introduced me to one of his clients (he is always trying to get me to settle down with a girl) and it was her lol. Same big brown eyes and big chest. I nearly fell off my seat. I guess I didnt impress her that much after the gel cuz she didnt remember me :(

    #85353
    Derrick LeBrocq
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    #85360
    Citan001
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    RaveN said:

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    Look here I hate writing. I got people to do that crap for me I just go in there and tell then what to write. I record it on a tape recorder or rather there is no tape in this one and I give it to them and they do it.

    #85369
    torankusu
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    You fail.

     

    I heard that movie was good.

    #85370
    Major
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    torankusu said:

    You fail.

     

    I heard that movie was good.

    you know what movie was good? star trek

    #85371
    torankusu
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    I heard that, too. I’m planning on seeing it sometime soon with some friends.

    #85375
    Citan001
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    Major said:

    you know what movie was good? star trek

     

    paul blart was ok. Like a date movie maybe. Star trek i dunno if i have time i will go see it.

    #85387
    rainefardreamer
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    Star Trek was pretty good, only one part was kinda sketchy, but if you just go with it, it’s a blast

    #85415
    newrayz
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    well i have two testicles. But by no means does that make them a pair. For one Lefty hangs slightly higher than Righty. They are also both individuals, left and right, and it just so happens they have to share the same home. Down under. In my NUTSACK B)

     

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    #85434
    torankusu
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    Isn’t the left higher than the right for everyone?

    #85443
    newrayz
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    torankusu said:

    Isn’t the left higher than the right for everyone?

     

    lol wouldn’t know. I don’t go looking at other peoples balls. but thats just me. Major thats in your field isn’t it? :P

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