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May 20, 2009 at 2:18 am #7557
Major
Participanthttp://www.asylum.com/2009/05/19/10-famous…-only-one-ball/
i dunno how valid the source is but roffle
May 20, 2009 at 6:48 am #85232torankusu
Participantlol, the only ones that make sense are Lance Armstrong and Tom Green. I don’t know about the rest, but if it’s true, that’s interesting.
May 20, 2009 at 7:07 am #85234newrayz
ParticipantArnold only has one nut?
pooposterus! he has to have 3, at least.
May 20, 2009 at 11:01 am #85254Citan001
ParticipantMy name needs to be added to this list. Im a god among you all.
May 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm #85268torankusu
ParticipantPshh, if being minus a testicle makes you awesome, then I should be a god(dess) cuz I have none.
May 20, 2009 at 12:34 pm #85274Citan001
Participanttorankusu said:
Pshh, if being minus a testicle makes you awesome, then I should be a god(dess) cuz I have none.pics or you have em.
May 20, 2009 at 2:23 pm #85294Pink Monkey #13
Participantwow citan…
May 20, 2009 at 2:49 pm #85298Citan001
ParticipantPink Monkey #13 said:
wow citan…what?
May 20, 2009 at 3:18 pm #85303newrayz
Participanttorankusu said:
Pshh, if being minus a testicle makes you awesome, then I should be a god(dess) cuz I have none.minus 1 testicle makes you awesome
minus 2 testicles makes you a woman.
Tora i think you fall under the second, but you’re still awesome
:wub:
May 20, 2009 at 3:30 pm #85304Citan001
ParticipantNuRayZ said:
minus 1 testicle makes you awesomeminus 2 testicles makes you a woman.
Tora i think you fall under the second, but you’re still awesome
:wub: 
LOLOLOLOL good *edited* but for real missing a nut is kinda odd sometimes. I still forget that im missing one every now and then so when i go to scratch i freak out every now and then thinking i knocked it up inside the body. Yes its possible for it to happen and i dont know why. My guess is protection?
May 20, 2009 at 4:24 pm #85312Bananarchy
ParticipantCitan001 said:
LOLOLOLOL good *edited* but for real missing a nut is kinda odd sometimes. I still forget that im missing one every now and then so when i go to scratch i freak out every now and then thinking i knocked it up inside the body. Yes its possible for it to happen and i dont know why. My guess is protection?Can’t they implant a fake one or something? Like, stuff a big marble in there somehow?
May 20, 2009 at 4:30 pm #85314YouWinGameOver
Participantthis is one of the most ridiculous threads ever
May 20, 2009 at 4:50 pm #85322Citan001
ParticipantBananarchy said:
Can’t they implant a fake one or something? Like, stuff a big marble in there somehow?Yes they can its rubber i think. I did get to see it but I didnt want it because well yeah its not me….
May 20, 2009 at 4:50 pm #85323torankusu
ParticipantWELCOME TO RANDOM, LOLOLOL.

It’d be funny if they just used like… a glass eyeball as an implant. Can you imagine what it would be like if someone exhumed your body?
“wtf is this doing down here? Shouldn’t it be in the skull?”
Wow, imagine having a glass eye just implanted anywhere in your body, but have it so that it shows and it looks like a third eye… but like in your torso.
May 20, 2009 at 4:53 pm #85324Derrick LeBrocq
ParticipantIt’s called an undecending testicle. It’s not uncommon.
May 20, 2009 at 4:59 pm #85325Citan001
ParticipantRaveN said:
It’s called an undecending testicle. It’s not uncommon.sux for people that have that but it can be knocked back up and cause problems. True story an ex of mine her little bro got kicked in the nuts while doing karate and he had to get surgery to fix it. It didnt come down for over a week so they went to the doctor and he had to pull it down.
May 20, 2009 at 5:10 pm #85327Derrick LeBrocq
ParticipantNothing like having the Doctor tug on your nuts.
May 20, 2009 at 5:18 pm #85328Citan001
ParticipantRaveN said:
Nothing like having the Doctor tug on your nuts.so funny story time or rather sad story time. I had to get an ultra sound before they knew it was cancer and they have like 6 different gels. from like boiling hot to ice cold. So I gotta take my pants and boxers off and they give me a towel to cover myself then the doctor takes the towel off and does his thing right. Well in my case the ultra sound tech was a super hot blond girl and she just had to use the coldest gel they had. It was bad. she looks at me and im bright red I go from strong man to whimp in less then 2 sec it was epic.
May 20, 2009 at 7:43 pm #85337rainefardreamer
Participantlulz
May 20, 2009 at 10:19 pm #85349Citan001
ParticipantLike two months ago I was in my office when my dad came in to say hi to me (we work in the same building) and he introduced me to one of his clients (he is always trying to get me to settle down with a girl) and it was her lol. Same big brown eyes and big chest. I nearly fell off my seat. I guess I didnt impress her that much after the gel cuz she didnt remember me
May 20, 2009 at 10:24 pm #85353Derrick LeBrocq
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May 20, 2009 at 11:27 pm #85360Citan001
ParticipantRaveN said:

Look here I hate writing. I got people to do that crap for me I just go in there and tell then what to write. I record it on a tape recorder or rather there is no tape in this one and I give it to them and they do it.
May 21, 2009 at 2:17 am #85369torankusu
ParticipantYou fail.
I heard that movie was good.
May 21, 2009 at 2:18 am #85370Major
Participanttorankusu said:
You fail.I heard that movie was good.
you know what movie was good? star trek
May 21, 2009 at 3:20 am #85371torankusu
ParticipantI heard that, too. I’m planning on seeing it sometime soon with some friends.
May 21, 2009 at 6:40 am #85375Citan001
ParticipantMajor said:
you know what movie was good? star trekpaul blart was ok. Like a date movie maybe. Star trek i dunno if i have time i will go see it.
May 21, 2009 at 10:44 am #85387rainefardreamer
ParticipantStar Trek was pretty good, only one part was kinda sketchy, but if you just go with it, it’s a blast
May 21, 2009 at 3:01 pm #85415newrayz
Participantwell i have two testicles. But by no means does that make them a pair. For one Lefty hangs slightly higher than Righty. They are also both individuals, left and right, and it just so happens they have to share the same home. Down under. In my NUTSACK
May 21, 2009 at 6:11 pm #85434torankusu
ParticipantIsn’t the left higher than the right for everyone?
May 21, 2009 at 8:05 pm #85443newrayz
Participanttorankusu said:
Isn’t the left higher than the right for everyone?lol wouldn’t know. I don’t go looking at other peoples balls. but thats just me. Major thats in your field isn’t it?

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