Awps are gay…..

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  • #5564
    Pink Monkey #16
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    I know we have talked about this alot before but tonight I came across a prime example of why awps are *edited*….

     

    The Map: Dust2 We were playing some D2 and I was a T. CT’s kept raping us all then I took a quick survey of their team and found out why. On an 11 person team there were 4 awps and 2 autosnipers against us. That means that only 5 players had non *edited* weapons and the team balancer wasn’t helping us out.

     

    That my friends is why awps are ridiculously *edited*.

     

    Enjoy!

    #58042
    ren
    Participant

    at the same time, of those 6 people with “*edited*” sniper rifles, most likely 1 was legitimately good with it, therefore meaning that if you are good enough to draw one missed shot it should be all you against an awp, and if you force a reload on an auto you should be golden. you can’t blame awps/autos for a map being sided, as there are plenty of ways to get around such things. sometimes i honestly feel the same way, but i know that it’s bound to unravel.

    #58046
    Poopie
    Participant

    16 fail

    <3

    #58047
    Pink Monkey #16
    Participant

    epic failz

     

    i wish i had a screen shot of the three awps and the auto pointed down long a

    #58049
    Poopie
    Participant

    well you could always smoke and flash

    or speedhack :)

    #58068
    ren
    Participant

    Pink Monkey #16 said:

    i wish i had a screen shot of the three awps and the auto pointed down long a

     

    if 3 of the awps are down long A, there’s this great thing called a flashbang. you take one on each of 4 people that go with you, and throw it over the corner of the doorway of long, completely blinding whoever happens to be there, regardless of what direction they’re facing. then, you whip your AK/deag/MP5/whatever gun you have, and pop a cap in someone’s fat *edited* as they sit around trying to strafe blindly, or, if stupid, stand still.

    #58079
    Kappamerc
    Participant

    …can’t we let a guy vent without trying to flex out epeens? Srsly.

    #58082

    and the other 5ppl had autoshodddys :)

    #58083
    MajorMajorMajor
    Participant

    ren said:

    if 3 of the awps are down long A, there’s this great thing called a flashbang. you take one on each of 4 people that go with you, and throw it over the corner of the doorway of long, completely blinding whoever happens to be there, regardless of what direction they’re facing. then, you whip your AK/deag/MP5/whatever gun you have, and pop a cap in someone’s fat *edited* as they sit around trying to strafe blindly, or, if stupid, stand still.

    this isnt a scrim, its a pub… i guarantee that there will be ppl on platform and other places waiting to *edited* you as you come down long (ps. your bad <3)

     

     

    best chance for t to win against awp infested D2, is a pump rush b>lower b>mid w/ flashes

     

    gets em everytime :D

    #58093
    Kappamerc
    Participant

    what, no m3 haters? ;)

    #58112
    MajorMajorMajor
    Participant

    Kappamerc said:

    what, no m3 haters? ;)

    m3 is by far the best gun in the game, cept maybe for the tmp

    #58117
    Liam
    Participant

    The M3 should be banned.

    #58125
    rainefardreamer
    Participant

    duelies should be banned

     

    tmp > m3 > awp

     

    shotty is so crazy on damage, chest 103, head 126 (or so) just get lucky on those two hit boxes

    #58136
    MajorMajorMajor
    Participant

    rainefardreamer said:

    duelies should be banned

     

    tmp > m3 > awp

     

    shotty is so crazy on damage, chest 103, head 126 (or so) just get lucky on those two hit boxes

    m3 in 1.sex takes a lot more skill to wield than in CSS… you are lucky if you get 22 dmg on a HS in 1.sex

    #58139
    Pink Monkey #16
    Participant

    besides the occasional random HS from across a map with an M3, i really have no problems with it. Though, it hates me. Whenever I use it i get 26 in 1 and then die whenever it is used against me it is 106 in one to my chest

    #58146
    Cpt. Rob
    Participant

    lol im an awp hater as well cause everone is more skilled with it than me

    #58175
    rdiddie
    Participant

    lol. i dont even really care if peeps use awps, i am neutral.

    #58176
    Pink Monkey #13
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    ren said:

    if 3 of the awps are down long A, there’s this great thing called a flashbang. you take one on each of 4 people that go with you, and throw it over the corner of the doorway of long, completely blinding whoever happens to be there, regardless of what direction they’re facing. then, you whip your AK/deag/MP5/whatever gun you have, and pop a cap in someone’s fat *edited* as they sit around trying to strafe blindly, or, if stupid, stand still.

     

    you have no idea how many times i’ve used this theory, only to get shot by someone who who just rolls around the corner as i pop out of double doors. 4 awps is a bit obscene.

    #58177
    MajorMajorMajor
    Participant

    rdiddie said:

    lol. i dont even really care if peeps use awps, i am neutral.

    we will force you to the awp-hater side :P

    #58195
    Pink Monkey #16
    Participant

    i mean look, i picked up an awp once killed two people, felt dirty about it and threw it away and used my deagle the rest of the round. its not like you need skills for it. you find a good camping spot, you move your mouse in the general direction of a person and pull the trigger and the person dies. if the person is not expecting the awp, there is no way they can survive, if they are, then they might be able to, the problem is you can dodge one, maybe two, but three and an auto? come on? anyone who thinks it can be done lets set up that same scenario and you try to live. also awpers move around so there is no way to know what corner they could be lurking around and you can only carry two flashes and a smoke.

    #58212
    lockEm
    Participant

    Summay: you are horrible

    #58244
    ren
    Participant

    amen.

    #58267
    MajorMajorMajor
    Participant

    ren said:

    amen.

    he was talking about you <3

    #58282
    ren
    Participant

    oh noes ;) i admit it, i’m horrible ;)

    #58928
    rdiddie
    Participant

    lol awps are *edited*, such an opinionated statement :PPPPPPP

    #58973
    Kappamerc
    Participant

    lol my best m3 shot was a 126 in 1 no headshot. Or at least it didn’t display as a headshot.

    #59037
    peanut
    Participant

    Pink Monkey #16 said:

    i mean look, i…felt dirty

     

    16, that is because you are dirty.

     

    Reason for edit: Incorrect preposition.

    #59153
    MajorMajorMajor
    Participant

    i count 8 ct awps right now on aztec

    #59418
    So-CaL A
    Participant

    MajorMajorMajor said:

    this isnt a scrim, its a pub… i guarantee that there will be ppl on platform and other places waiting to *edited* you as you come down long (ps. your bad <3)

     

     

    best chance for t to win against awp infested D2, is a pump rush b>lower b>mid w/ flashes

     

    gets em everytime :D

     

     

    Major you realize in a scrim, there are 5 people. And if they all have an awp, they lose. It’s impossible to push with an awp. And smokes/flashes are win as people have said :)

    #59425
    MajorMajorMajor
    Participant

    So-CaL A said:

    Major you realize in a scrim, there are 5 people. And if they all have an awp, they lose. It’s impossible to push with an awp. And smokes/flashes are win as people have said :)

    gosh really? ive never scrimmed before! :P

     

     

    ps. only the pro’s can push w/ awps and win

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