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Well, its 7:56m, and im pretty drunk. I thought I might share my love of liquor with you all.
the best 3 kinds of beer are as follows;
the free beer, stolen beer, and the lost and found beer.
The free beer is always sweet, regardless of what beer it is, if offered a free beer, you must accept, or be deemed *edited* forever. The stolen beer, its an awesome rush to down some stolen beer, I have stolen my fair share of beer, and know that a stolen beer taste colder and more refreshing then most beer, if you have the chance, steal a beer, and if possible, drink it in front of the actual owner ( makes it taste dangerous, for you are risking a punch in the mouth). The lost and found beer is pretty much the last straw if your out and have no beer or money left, I once found half full picture at a bar, the girls I was with were pretty *edited*ed after they drank from it and I explained that I found it by the dance floor, but whatev, it was pure gold.
I enjoy drinking beer, but I especially enjoy drinking beer in the following locations.
1. The shower beer, if you’ve never tried a shower beer, than you’ve never lived, the sweet nectar of gods known as beer amplify its awesomeness when you drink it in the shower
2. The camp/cabin, when theres 3 feet of snow outside, and its storming, and you and all your buddies are cuddled around the wood furnace, enjoying your brewskies. This is better than sex, or rather, sex while drunk,because sex while drunk kinda of blows, anyways, back to the beer, this is a solid beer.
3. THe I just finished mowing the lawn in the scorching sun beer. enough said,
This may appear as a drunk rambling, but it is much more, its more like a guideline to live your life by, if you don;t agree with any of the above points, or don;t drink, I could care less, and no, we can’t be friends.
I drank 1 and a 1/2 beer and a energy drink just writing this, so please, if you have any postive input, id love to hear it, any negative or the bad social effects alcohol has caused society, I would rather you write them down on paper, and then mail them to me so I can eat them for breakfast.
I will add, that as an American there is a 4th Best Way to drink beer.
The Super Bowl Beer, or any football game. Watching a game that gets you blood pumping while tossing a few back is just an awesome experience. Especially if your team wins. And even if your team lost, you still are drunk enough to think you can go kick the opposing teams asses. That alone is an awesome adventure.
Yes, we have those beers here, but most of them relate to hockey, and can be tied loosely to the cabin beer, because its usually really cold out here when the NHL season occurs.
thanks, my mom went shopping in maine for the weekend, she called and asked if I wanted some liquor, any suggestions?
B R I E F S said:
she called and asked if I wanted some liquor, any suggestions?Coke, preferably canned. 12 packs are fairly cheap.
MasterP said:
Coke, preferably canned. 12 packs are fairly cheap.They won’t let her across the border with that, theres a 6 can limit, and her boss already got dibbs.
MajorMajorMajor said:
Aristocrat Vodka.I should have said I drink anything and everything except Vodka, and Golden Glow Wine.
B R I E F S said:
I should have said I drink anything and everything except Vodka, and Golden Glow Wine.arisocrat makes rum too
My flatmate’s friends used to put it through a Brita filter and they said it tasted 100x better
then again they are ones who drink natty ice for the taste
hahahah if they drink natty ice for the taste they will get along with me…(i like steel reserve) on the other hand tell them to buy Orloft-5$ a pop
first off… yay briefs, as a rugby player, and avid drinker. I appreciate posts as such. I think I have a few in my past. On to the real issue at hand…. DRUNK SEX IS BAD!?!?! WHAT THE HELL?! CMON MAN! GET WITH IT! yeah it can be awkward and it’s funny when they yelp when you… umm… (wrong hole)… but still!!! it’s *edited*in great!!! BRIEFS! CMON! But then again if I was locked in the canadian wilderness with a bunch of guys around a fire I guess the drunken sex would hurt a lot more…………..
rock on alky’s…
what about the walk home and still have beers so ill just lay in the park drink them till i pass out and wake up there the next morning beer? and youwingameover, sea dogs beer???
YouWinGameOver said:
thats what i did on saturday…plus i pooped.you *edited* in the shower?
ps. i have nothing to drink besides beer, as the vending machine ate my last dollar, and all grocery stores were closed today, so im drinking a room temperature beer, and its sweet
i didnt poop in the shower, i started drinking, i pooped while drinking and took a shower to finish it up while drinking
I got a 40 of JD for like 23 bones, thats sick, a 40 of anything cost about 40 bucks, and no, its not the exchange rate, we pay alot of taxes on liquor.
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