Chantz said:
Try going to your nearest weapon store, and buying a 12-gauge pump shotgun… Shot it repeatedly 8 times.. Now the tricky part… While you’re shooting SCREAM as loud as you can, as many swear words in the 8 shot action. Then afterwards make a really loud laugh, and say “WHO IS NOT WORKING NOW!!!” …. dude i *edited*ing swear, it works for me everytime! (is that why my internet bill is like $50,000 a year?)
That is actually the correct procedure to quickly fix the problem.