The ‘Corrupted Wish’ Game

Mr. PMosh said:

granted, but it is just a penny

 

i wish i didn’t have to pay bills

Granted, but the reason why is because you’re homeless and without personal belongings.

I wish Major would stop ruining Christmas.

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but I am jewish and couldnt give a *edited*

 

I wish dinner was just a penny

Granted, however, dinner is in-fact, just a penny.

I wish my legs didn’t hurt.

granted but you are having fiery diarhea instead

I wish I could fall asleep at a normal hour

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but you are having fiery diarhea instead

 

I wish I could fall asleep at a normal hour

Your wish does not get granted on basis of wishing for it twice. (IE: Double Posting)

I think I just killed the game. 🙁

YouWinGameOver said:

Granted you just lost the game.

I wish I had really good vodka instead of middle shelf

granted, buts only one of those puny shot bottles instead of a handle

i wish goofy didn’t attempt to kill this

(HAPPY 4444!)

Goofy said:

Hah. I kinda did actually. My statement wasn’t formatted as wish, therefore cannot be granted.

 

I wish YouWinGameOver just lost as well! Muahahahaha

Fixd and granted.

I wish I didnt lose so much

YouWinGameOver said:

Fixd and granted.

I wish I didnt lose so much

Granted, but your only win is you find a melted kit kat bar from the early 90s in your seat cushion of your car

i wish people would not call before 7am

NoDice said:

Granted but its 7am GMT (+8:00) taipei time

 

I wish metric was the standard for the states.

granted but now no girl will have sex with you because they are stupid and do not the difference between inches and cm and they think you are too big for them

I wish megan fox was in my room right now

Dean Winchester said:

granted but she hits you in the eye with her abnormally large thumb.

 

i wish i had fried chicken.

granted but the fried chicken is covered with my special sauce

I wish i was 21 years old

distemper said:

Granted, but its rubber.

 

 

I wish Olivia Wilde is riding me right now.

 

granted but she realizes you are not me, and comes back to me

for pinky: granted, but there is no alcohol anywhere in the world

i wish dinner was nao

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but I accidently ate it

 

I wish I had a second dinner

granted but the hobbits ate it

i wish i didnt have class tomorrow

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but you still have to wake up @ 7am and go to work with me

I wish work wasnt at 7am

granted but now work is at 5 a.m.

I wish there was people on the WCU server

NoDice said:

granted but they are noobs that click on my redirects and rage instendly once they find out its not 29/32 on D2

 

wish i wasn’t feeling so down

Granted but instead of feeling down you are totally wired and can not sleep

i wish i was good at CS:S

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but you will never be good or even remotely par at 1.6

 

I wish CAL didnt make up bull*edited* thinking they are the best

Granted, but then they disband.

I wish I didn’t lose this game.

YouWinGameOver said:

granted but in doing so you lose every other game out there including the game of life….

I wish I had a new computer

granted but you sale your old computer to get the new one, and the new computer is worse than your first one

i wish i could play battlefield heros right now.