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  • #79761
    torankusu
    Spectator

    I wonder when it starts counting each day. It says I did 13 posts today, but when I counted back to 13, it says it started counting from one I made at like 9 o’clock last night. :o

    #79763
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    torankusu said:

    I wonder when it starts counting each day. It says I did 13 posts today, but when I counted back to 13, it says it started counting from one I made at like 9 o’clock last night. :o

    maybe i made it say 13 when it really was 17 :P

    #79977
    Citan001
    Spectator

    So I was told to “spam the forums cuz im bored” by someone so this is what im doing. spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.

    #79978
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    thank god

     

     

    now i can comment

     

     

    COPYPASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

     

     

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    that is me, citan, and nodice hitting the forums

    #79979
    Citan001
    Spectator

    hahaha. Look here atleast 90% of my posts are important stuff and not spam.

    #79980
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    Citan001 said:

    hahaha. Look here atleast 90% of my posts are important stuff and not spam.

    lies… most of mine are important i think lol

    #79981
    Citan001
    Spectator

    what is the girl or rather who is she in the bottom right of your sig?

    #79982
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    Citan001 said:

    what is the girl or rather who is she in the bottom right of your sig?

    thats a *edited* from mah cybor army… she fetches my drank for me when im lazy

     

     

     

    which is all the time

    #79983
    Citan001
    Spectator

    i ment in the circle fail.

    #79984
    AMerrill
    Spectator

    lol that spam pic is pretty gross

     

     

    we already have a spam topic so i’ll merge this…

    #79986
    Citan001
    Spectator

    so my post didnt go through but anyways nooooooo this is supposed to be better then spam thread. Its supposed to be part 2 you know always better but somehow leaves you feeling empty.

    #79987
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    AMerrill said:

    lol that spam pic is pretty gross

     

     

    we already have a spam topic so i’ll merge this…

    lol but but but we can haz 2 cant we :)

     

     

     

    and the girl in teh circle is mah hoe zoey

    #79988
    Citan001
    Spectator

    I cant believe my spam thread got deleted :(. Its not funny at all. As for that being zoey it doesnt look like her. Your girl with the huge chest is ugly too.

    #79989
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    Citan001 said:

    I cant believe my spam thread got deleted :(. Its not funny at all. As for that being zoey it doesnt look like her. Your girl with the huge chest is ugly too.

    its the boobs not the face that matter

     

    /sexist comment

     

     

    zoey looks like zoey IMO

    #79991
    Citan001
    Spectator

    Dude she is gonna knock both you and herself out with those things. Sex with her would be so hard. You gotta be indiana jones dodging those things. It would be like neo’s bullet dodge hax.

    #80006
    torankusu
    Spectator

    I can’t imagine a position that would make it hard to have sex with the woman attached to those boobs. If she’s on her back, she has to deal with the weight of her boobs and suffocation (LOL). If you do it from behind, she has can probably just lean on them and be like 2ft in the air (moar lulz).

    #80007
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    Citan001 said:

    Dude she is gonna knock both you and herself out with those things. Sex with her would be so hard. You gotta be indiana jones dodging those things. It would be like neo’s bullet dodge hax.

    So back in high school when i was still in band, we were in the low brass section. the section consisted of me, another tuba player, and a baritone play (gg small band) the baritone player Dresden had this girl friend kelly who was really hot.

     

    So basically one day we see her go to give him a kiss and he dodges and she kisses him on the cheek. Like seriously he pulled Neo’s bullet dodges to get away from that kiss LOL

     

     

    needless to say they broke up a week later lulz

     

    random story ftw

    #80015
    Citan001
    Spectator

    torankusu said:

    I can’t imagine a position that would make it hard to have sex with the woman attached to those boobs. If she’s on her back, she has to deal with the weight of her boobs and suffocation (LOL). If you do it from behind, she has can probably just lean on them and be like 2ft in the air (moar lulz).

     

    Yeah but what if she is on top? she smothers you and herself at the same time. You seen the pics in the kamasutra? Half of em cant be done with a normal sized person much less with those? They are like giant pillows I wonder if they are comfy at all cuz they look really nasty.

    #80018
    torankusu
    Spectator

    Well, duh, she’s not gonna be on top. You said sex with her is gonna be hard, but you didn’t say if you were gonna do funky positions. :P If you just wanted to just do her, doggy and missionary never failz.

    #80019
    Citan001
    Spectator

    torankusu said:

    Well, duh, she’s not gonna be on top. You said sex with her is gonna be hard, but you didn’t say if you were gonna do funky positions. :P If you just wanted to just do her, doggy and missionary never failz.

     

    Toranky what are you working with?

    #80021
    torankusu
    Spectator

    Depends.

    #80024
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    how many threads are there now with citan asking sex question to toran?

     

    4? 5?

    #80026
    torankusu
    Spectator

    Srsly, I think he just asks wherever we are both posting. >_<

    #80027
    Citan001
    Spectator

    MajorMajorMajor said:

    how many threads are there now with citan asking sex question to toran?

     

    4? 5?

     

    i though this was 4th but i might have messed up in counting somewhere. Anyways back to whats really important. Toranky your a tall asian ok at 5’8 your a tall girl period. Especiall seeing as how im 6′. But being tall and having a big bust size are very different. So again what are you working with?

    #80028
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    Citan001 said:

    i though this was 4th but i might have messed up in counting somewhere. Anyways back to whats really important. Toranky your a tall asian ok at 5’8 your a tall girl period. Especiall seeing as how im 6′. But being tall and having a big bust size are very different. So again what are you working with?

    lol citan is “tiny”

    #80033
    torankusu
    Spectator

    lol. I thought he was asking about the sex positions, but we’re back to boobs.

     

    I already said I’m not the average Asian. So think of what size the typical Asian’s boobs are like and then imagine bigger than that. I’ll give you a hint: cup sizes are in alphabetical order.

     

    Use your imagination. :P

     

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    #80038
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    all i can imagine is hamburgers

    #80040
    Citan001
    Spectator

    So I imagined that the typical asian has little bumps so an a cup. I really doubt your a d cup so there I have narrowed it down. Its up you to to narrow it down further.

    #80041
    torankusu
    Spectator

    MajorMajorMajor said:

    all i can imagine is hamburgers

     

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    #80043
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    torankusu said:

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    mmm a big tomato too… just how i like it

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