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  • #39473

    stupid police!!! There was this one time…

    #39478
    Liam
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    NoDice said:

    stupid police!!! There was this one time…

     

    at band camp

    #39480

    i was out hiking and i came across a

    #39481
    Liam
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    NoDice said:

    i was out hiking and i came across a

     

    one legged hobo wearing a patched hat

    #39482
    Bitey
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    He asked me if I wanted to make a deal..

    #39483
    Kuros
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    To buy a flock of Mudkips. I told him…

    #39484
    Nickname
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    Are you crazy? Maybe I should just…

    #39486
    Kuros
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    drive over to Nickname’s house and…

    #39487
    Liam
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    sit on his couch.

    #39488
    Nickname
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    But it turned out Nickname wasn’t home, so I…

    #39497
    Chris’-‘
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    went to white castle and..

    #39521
    Liam
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    set the place on fire and…

    #39531
    Falcon
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    grabbed a few sacks of 10 on the way out.

    #39552
    B R I E F S
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    its supposed to be 1 word at a time hosers

    #39565

    Falcon said:

    grabbed a few sacks of 10 on the way out.

     

    But the doors locked me inside, so i decided to

    #39609
    Chris’-‘
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    go out masterbaiting and..

    #39615
    Liam
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    Chris said:

    go out masterbaiting and..

     

    i killed my grandma cause i shot her in the eye…

    #39618

    i then used grandmas corps to digg a tunnel out of the house which led me to…

    #39619
    Nickname
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    The Playboy Mansion. I was having a great time until…

    #39622
    Liam
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    Nickname said:

    The Playboy Mansion. I was having a great time until…

     

    they brought out the big dogs and…

    #39623

    Liam said:

    they brought out the big dogs and…

     

    a gigglescooter. At which point i…

    #40094
    Falcon
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    called in the LolWAT team in their roflcopter

     

    (LolWAT approx. equivalent to SWAT)

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    Pink Monkey #16
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    do they have lolcats instead of a k9 unit?

    #40135
    YahooEarth
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    Pink Monkey #16 said:

    do they have lolcats instead of a k9 unit?

    of course they have lolcats…tard…

     

    But the lolWat was not enough, so we called in the infantry via lollerskates. They were armed with roflbombs and handLols…

    #54692

    the movie sexdrive is untopable constent roll, recomended by dice, and i dont like 90% of movies i watch. this is batman x15 and superbad x27, i got to do a screening the other night since i’m unimployed and all that unfun stuff.

    #54725
    Poopie
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    wow thats a half year bump right here

    #54988
    Pink Monkey #16
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    Yeah I wondered what happened to the good old spam thread.

    #55552
    Gabelet
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    Enchilada Breakfast Casserole (back to index)

     

    12 oz can SPAM – cubed 1/2″ 4 eggs

    1 small onion chopped 2 cups whipping cream

    1 small green pepper, chopped 1 tbsp all-purpose flour

    1 small tomato, chopped 4-oz can diced green chiles

    2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese 1/4 tsp garlic powder

    8 7″ flour tortillas Picante sauce

     

    Place about 1/4 cup SPAM, 1 tablespoon onion, 1 tablespoon green pepper, 1 tablespoon tomato and 1 tablespoon cheese on one side of tortilla. Set remaining cheese aside. Roll up jelly-roll fashion; place seam side down in greased 13×9″ baking dish. In small bowl combine remainin ingredients; blend together with wire whisk. Pour over ehchiladas. Cover; refrigerate overnight. Heat oven to 350. Bake, uncovered, for 40 to 50 minutes or until egg mixture is set. Sprinkle with remaining cheese. Return to oven; bake for 5 minutes or until cheese is melted. Serve with picante sauce. Yield: 8 enchiladas.

    #55553
    Gabelet
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    Fritatta (back to index)

     

    3 tbsp butter 7-oz can SPAM, cubed 1/4″

    1/2 cup chopped onion 10 pitted black olives, chopped

    1/2 cup chopped green pepper 6 eggs

    2 medium potatoes, peeled and 2 tbsp water

    cubed 1/4″ 1/4 tsp pepper

     

    In 10-inch omelet pan or skilet melt 2 tbsp butter over medium heat. Add onion, green pepper and potatoes; cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until vegetables are crisply tender (5 to 7 minutes). Add SPAM and olives; continue cooking until SPAM is heated through. Loosen sauteed ingredients from bottom of pan; add remaining 1 tbsp butter. Tilt pan to cover bottom with butter. In small bowl mix eggs, water, and pepper; pour over SPAM mixture. Cover; cook over low heat 12 to 15 minutes or until egg mixture is set on top. With pancake turner, loosen edges and bottom; invert onto serving platter. Yield: 6 servings.

    #55554
    Gabelet
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    Country Rice Salad (back to index)

     

    1/4 cup olive oil 10-oz pkg frozen peas, thawed & drained

    9 green onions, sliced 1/4″ 1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley

    1 1/2 tsp paprika 3 1/2-oz pkg sliced pepperoni

    1/2 tsp cumin 1 red pepper, cut into 1/4″ strips

    2 cups rice 1 green pepper, cut into 1/4″ strips

    2 (14 1/2-oz) cans chicken broth

    12-oz can SPAM, cut into 2×1/4″ strips

     

    In 3-quart saucepan heat oil over medium heat. Add green onions; cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until onion is tender. Add paprika and cumin; stir to blend. Add rice, coating grains with oil. Add chicken stock; stir to combine. Cook over low heat until rice is tender and all liquid is absorbed (20 to 30 minutes). Meanwhile, in skillet cook SPAM over medium heat, turning occasionally, until SPAM is heated through (4 to 5 minutes). Add peas and chopped parsley to rice mixture. Stir in remaining ingredients or arrange ingredients on salad. Serve at room temperature. Yield: 6 servings.

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