Santos

So, I’m currently visiting family down here in Atlanta. I was tagging along with my aunt in a local Kroger’s, when I spied this odd vending machine with the word Santos on it. They were selling 2-inch plastic replicas of Catholic saints for fifty cents. I was curious. Now, I’m not Catholic, but this was too weird not to get a beter look at. I searched my pocket, but only found a quarter, so a borrowed another from my aunt.

I got Santo Nino!

It also came with his very own Space Bubble, so he can spread the word of Christ to alien worlds!

My aunt was very amused to hear what I had purchased with her money. It says on the back that it was made in China. Converse amongst yourselves.