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i disagree…
is that a mirror in your pocket??
cuz i see myself in your pants. HA
that one always works
honestly this one does have about a 40% chance to keep the convo going – lil bump into her at the bar… then a excuse me, hi i’m bill, umm…. do you know how much a polar bear weighs? – ughhhh nooo (disgusted) – enough to break the ice! so what’s your name?
“I bet you’re wearing space-pants, because your *edited* is out of this world.”
I hereby apologize to every female in the world for the preceading statement.
Renton said:
honestly this one does have about a 40% chance to keep the convo going – lil bump into her at the bar… then a excuse me, hi i’m bill, umm…. do you know how much a polar bear weighs? – ughhhh nooo (disgusted) – enough to break the ice! so what’s your name?yeah, i use that one too…i like it
My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
just look for the drunkest chick in the bar wispy
when hitting on a girl i don’t know i always ask what she thinks about something so she gives me her opinion then i go for it.
Do you like the flinstones because i can make your bedrock. I like this pickup line lol
lol i want to try one of these for one night and see how well they will work or if they would work at all
just go on the dance floor and look for some girls dancing alone, then go dance with them, ive taken 2 girls home without saying anything to them until we got out of the bar L!OL!O!L
true story – my buddy was at the alehouse talking to some girl, he then throw up on her as he was talking to her LOL.
well last week i got with some chick and didnt even get her name and i saw her today awwwwkward i did talk a little bit but briefs is right the dancing works as i danced 1st talked latter
a few. hopefully i can remember them all correctly:
Lets play military. I’ll lay down and you can blow the **** out of me.
Nice shoes. Wanna f***?
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!
I see you’re a female……we should date.
You know what would look good on you? Me.
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If I jump on your back, would you beat me off?
It’s cold outside. Can I use your thighs as ear muffs?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All my base, Are belong to you.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s head back to my place and spread the word!
and my personal favorite:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you???
edit: btw, i don’t condone the use of these on any female, ever. To do so would be a terrible idea. And i am posting these merely for entertainment purposes.
i did not know those were from family guy. I actually got most of em off another forum i frequent. Yes, i’m a forum *edited* sometimes…
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