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June 29, 2009 at 2:06 am #87762
Derrick LeBrocq
SpectatorMasterP said:
You don’t always have to fall back on calling people “gullible *edited*s” or telling them to “go get laid” to win an argument.Telling people to go get laid isn’t an insult. It’s more like healthy advice.
June 29, 2009 at 4:15 am #87763newrayz
SpectatorIt’s like Yo Momma jokes. It’s funny, until the kid seriously says “My mom is dead you *edited*”, then its just awkward and you feel bad. Major said it a few posts back, how can people personalize so much with a stranger. Stranger happens to be MJ, and when one listens to his music for years, you do get kind of personal with the name. I was walking around last night (last few days in Barcelona), and in the biggest most important square in Barcelona, Plaza Catalunya, there was a memorial set up for MJ. This square is easily 100 square meters in area, and the area the memorial covered was probably 2/3rds of that. Endless sea of candles, flowers, pictures, letters, you name it. All I have to say, is sure crack your jokes, but I bet you wouldn’t crack them there.
It’s a very emotional time and very big deal for many people. I think what Raven was trying to say, along with respecting the dead, respect people’s feelings at a time of mourning. He could have maybe been less direct, but then again, how would you respond to people calling someone you connect with who just died, names and cracking jokes? It’s very offensive tbh. Here, how about you think of your favorite musician, or someone who has inspired you at all. Now imagine he/she died, how would you respond to humorless jokes and allegations told the same day of that persons death? If you can’t imagine that anger, well then, you my friend don’t have a soul =/
At the same time though, these are just forums on an imaginary thing we have collectively created called the internet, dominated by porn, games, and violence. So things like respect, souls, personalization, things that actually matter to people; don’t really belong.
June 29, 2009 at 5:12 am #87765Derrick LeBrocq
SpectatorSo if the Sugarhill Gang all died…MajorMajorMajor would be utterly destroyed…thats how I feel with MJ. Not utterly destroyed….but he was my favorite musician, and had a HUGE impact on my life. I grew up in an abusive household, and had I not had my music to keep me level, I probably would have wound up hanging on a noose.
June 29, 2009 at 6:27 am #87766newrayz
SpectatorRaveN said:
So if the Sugarhill Gang all died…MajorMajorMajor would be utterly destroyed…thats how I feel with MJ. Not utterly destroyed….but he was my favorite musician, and had a HUGE impact on my life. I grew up in an abusive household, and had I not had my music to keep me level, I probably would have wound up hanging on a noose.i still can’t believe he is gone. I got his hits on repeat, hoping he will come back =(
June 29, 2009 at 6:30 am #87767newrayz
SpectatorJoke with some class. Chapelle ftw
June 29, 2009 at 9:36 am #87768Rocket Rob
SpectatorMichael Jackson is’nt going to buried or cremated. He’s going to be recycled. They are going to turn him into trash bags so he will be white, plastic and still dangerous for young children to play with
June 29, 2009 at 11:55 am #87773MajorMajorMajor
SpectatorWhats the Sugarhill Gang?
June 29, 2009 at 12:10 pm #87775newrayz
SpectatorRocket Rob said:
Michael Jackson is’nt going to buried or cremated. He’s going to be recycled. They are going to turn him into trash bags so he will be white, plastic and still dangerous for young children to play with*edited* i hate dumb redneck texans
worst joke on the planet. congratulations.
*edited* you major! <3
June 29, 2009 at 12:12 pm #87776MajorMajorMajor
SpectatorNuRayZ said:
*edited* i hate dumb redneck texans.LOL
you fall into that category too bucko

(sowiee i had too haha)
June 29, 2009 at 12:32 pm #87777Rocket Rob
SpectatorNuRayZ said:
*edited* i hate dumb redneck texansworst joke on the planet. congratulations.
*edited* you major! <3
aww a little name calling, you must be all butt hurt that your idol is dead. What the matter, did MJ touch you in a special way?
How about this one…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
or…
Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he heard Sweet Child O’ Mine?
A: Called Guns N’ Roses to see if they could share some of their children with him.
one more for the fat lefty aggie midget. (see I can name call too)
Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!!!
June 29, 2009 at 12:39 pm #87778MajorMajorMajor
Spectatori dont get the little boy blue
June 29, 2009 at 12:42 pm #87780Rocket Rob
SpectatorMajorMajorMajor said:
i dont get the little boy blueBlue=blew+mj=child molester
June 29, 2009 at 12:45 pm #87781Rocket Rob
Spectatoryou know, any joke you have to explain….
So here is another one

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!
June 29, 2009 at 1:08 pm #87784newrayz
Spectatorlol Rocket Bob and you wonder why everyone hates us. Congrats on being one of the biggest reasons we are blown up and shot at all over the world. That one is funny cause it’s true.
June 29, 2009 at 2:14 pm #87792Rocket Rob
SpectatorLmao
when have I ever wondered why everyone hates .You should go get a passport and see the world for yourself. Quit reading the Huffington Post and the Daily Koz and you might learn that every one doesn’t hate us.
June 29, 2009 at 2:15 pm #87793Rocket Rob
SpectatorQ: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.
June 29, 2009 at 2:24 pm #87795Derrick LeBrocq
SpectatorTechnically MJ isn’t being buried or cremated.
He’s actually being preserved and plastinated.
June 29, 2009 at 2:31 pm #87797newrayz
SpectatorRocket Rob said:
Lmaowhen have I ever wondered why everyone hates .You should go get a passport and see the world for yourself. Quit reading the Huffington Post and the Daily Koz and you might learn that every one doesn’t hate us.
Thats why I’m in spain right now? dumbass
I’ve been more places than you have brain cells. Hard to believe, I know.
June 29, 2009 at 2:33 pm #87798Ephraim
SpectatorIt’s agood thing those cherubs have wings. They’ll need them.
June 29, 2009 at 2:40 pm #87799newrayz
SpectatorEphraim said:
It’s agood thing those cherubs have wings. They’ll need them.angels indeed =/
June 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm #87800Rocket Rob
SpectatorNuRayZ said:
Thats why I’m in spain right now? dumbassI’ve been more places than you have brain cells. Hard to believe, I know.
I doubt that you silly *edited* smoker
June 29, 2009 at 2:49 pm #87801newrayz
SpectatorRocket Rob said:
I doubt that you silly *edited* smokerlolz
June 29, 2009 at 2:53 pm #87802Derrick LeBrocq
SpectatorRocket Rob said:
Blue=blew+mj=child molesterYou + suck + the + big + one = You’re an *edited*.
June 29, 2009 at 2:55 pm #87803Rocket Rob
SpectatorRaveN said:
You + suck + the + big + one = You’re an *edited*.= I dont give a *edited* what you think of me
June 29, 2009 at 2:58 pm #87804newrayz
Spectator
RocketBob: That’s me on top of MontSerrat. A mountain in Spain. You should come, check out the sick view, then jump off
June 29, 2009 at 3:03 pm #87805Rocket Rob
SpectatorYou should stay there. Then both countries collective IQ stays up.
June 29, 2009 at 4:28 pm #87809MajorMajorMajor
SpectatorHere ill fix everything.
ALL TEXANS ARE BAD…. GTFO
/thread
June 29, 2009 at 4:32 pm #87811Dean Winchester
Spectatoryes this thread is nonsense now.
June 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm #87812Ephraim
SpectatorLet’s all just agree that Stranger in Moscow was a good song and call it a day.
June 29, 2009 at 4:44 pm #87815Dean Winchester
SpectatorEphraim said:
Let’s all just agree that Stranger in Moscow was a good song and call it a day.agreed.
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