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Dice…. the *edited* is this?
So, seriously, I just found some insane shotgun ammo. I wtf’d hard.
Lemm said:
one shot would break a person in half
Just like how I broke your sister in half last night?
Duendes said:
Just like how I broke your sister in half last night?
Lemm’s “sister” isn’t really a lady, per se. How drunk were you again? I mean you had to be plastered to miss the beard.
hope they make that in flood so they can get the entire shaft.
Chick: how big are you
Dude: 33K lums
that is so wrong.. but if you really need to see what you’re doing .. you prolly don’t know what you are doing
The scene is Dead Center – The Mall.
As with all heroes who step up and carry the team, they were faced with unspeakable odds. They had just entered a choke point; the section of the area where you traverse from the large mall area to the small hallway with the fallen door preventing escape. The health of this brave warrior was at a mere 15 with his lagging teammates nearly as wounded, refusing to share pills or kits due to this hero’s past trespasses.
In this small corridor men were born, and the weak were cast aside as a fallow field. Off to one side, our hero found a med kit and quickly healed. He knew the odds he faced in the upcoming trials were too much to bear. As he finished healing, he ran out to face an abomination; a tank had appeared down this very corridor with no escape ready for these unlucky survivors. Seeing the tank, our hero turned to flee but realize a Boomer quickly approached from the real as well. Our hero saw that this moment should not be ran from but utilized to step up and teach these weaklings how a man faces danger. Jumping out of the range of the boomer, our hero quickly dispatched it as his teammates turned green from the bile with the tank bearing down on them. He then ran back to the safe haven where the med kit was found, tossing a molotov to isolate himself from the oncoming horde, his teammates, and conviently the tank as well. The weak cried at how the fire hurt them but they did not have the iron skin given by a fresh med kit. The tank was quickly subdued by the flames and as the flames burned, one of the weak in which surrounded the hero, was huntered across the recently created fiery chasm. Our hero, while having no love for noobs and their devilish ways of being incapped, ran across the fiery corridor losing much health to save this poor soul.
Our hero was able to dispatch the boomer, a tank with fire, and save a comrade which all came in selfless acts toward his teammates. This fabled hero, who continued to be hated by his teammates for some unknown reason, will forever be immortalized as “MajorMajorMajor the Tank Burner”
The hate probably had something to do with you getting your entire team covered in boomer bile during a tank/event, something you did with an alarming frequency last night.
Lemm said:
Anybody miss lemm randomly shooting you with a shotgun?
i always miss it cept when we play expert lol
MasterP to Major after shooting the 4th boomer in a row: If you one more boomer up on me I’m going to rage, remove you from my friends list, ban you from WCU, and log into Nickname’s steam and remove you from his friend’s list.
Didn’t happen again after that
MasterP said:
MasterP to Major after shooting the 4th boomer in a row: If you one more boomer up on me I’m going to rage, remove you from my friends list, ban you from WCU, and log into Nickname’s steam and remove you from his friend’s list.
Didn’t happen again after that
LOL
not to you at least…. kept popping them on the other 2
MasterP said:
So, seriously, I just found some insane shotgun ammo. I wtf’d hard.
that incendiary ammo can’t be legal…
i’d vote for him lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI&feature=player_embedded#!
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