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ask her an opinion be like hey can i ask you a question i need your opinion on something my friend thinks this but i think this what do you think. ( my favorite opener)
my like opener this week was you look familiar have i met you before? but it turns out i was in one of her classes and yeah it worked out well.
yes i am that good
wispy said:
ask her an opinion be like hey can i ask you a question i need your opinion on something my friend thinks this but i think this what do you think. ( my favorite opener)my like opener this week was you look familiar have i met you before? but it turns out i was in one of her classes and yeah it worked out well.
yes i am that good
you are so corny
One of my buddies went with this one (yes, it worked for one night cause we were all *edited*faced)
“Hi there. Me azn. You azn. Les *edited*”
and the chick goes to the bedroom with him
*69th post*
ren said:
One of my buddies went with this one (yes, it worked for one night cause we were all *edited*faced)“Hi there. Me azn. You azn. Les *edited*”
and the chick goes to the bedroom with him
*69th post*
Bahahahahah! i’ve seen so many lines like that that actually work because the whole room has consumed enough beer to stock a grocery store
personal fav “So… your a girl huh?” (worked ONCE so HA)
yeah, that kind of thing only works when everybody is already halfway passed out. but it DOES work in those cases
. i like that one major. “so….you’re a girl huh?” thats great haha.This actually happened, I was at the liquor dome, and I literally had some *edited* guy and a blond get in a fight over me, needless to say we all got kicked out and I left the blond at mcdonalds once I realized that this was completly *edited*ed. Prolly should have broght her home, but I was *edited*ed
and no, I didn’t bring the *edited* guy home.
B R I E F S said:
This actually happened, I was at the liquor dome, and I literally had some *edited* guy and a blond get in a fight over me, needless to say we all got kicked out and I left the blond at mcdonalds once I realized that this was completly *edited*ed. Prolly should have broght her home, but I was *edited*edlol!
B R I E F S said:
This actually happened, I was at the liquor dome, and I literally had some *edited* guy and a blond get in a fight over me, needless to say we all got kicked out and I left the blond at mcdonalds once I realized that this was completly *edited*ed. Prolly should have broght her home, but I was *edited*edand no, I didn’t bring the *edited* guy home.
you give us all something to aspire to
I just saw this work this weekend on a freshmen girl…..”I have vodka and you, lets go back to my room”
on the worst day ive had this year… i played beer pong except the girls took shots of hard liquer needless to say it did not end well for those girls… we had to take care of them the whole night!
dam freshmen…
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