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Half-life 2
We want you to use only the gravity gun and nothing else because we spent all our time and money on the physics engine
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Know what people like? riding in a fanboat for 3 hours
Diablo 1
Click *oh *edited*S* CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK
Diablo 2
Click Click Click
Diablo 3
We heard people had a hard time clicking so we made one button called you win, click it once
Mario (series): Seriously, the plumber is our best chance for saving the princess?
Crysis: Your computer is not worthy.
Sims 3: You might as well wait until after we release our 20+ expansions and just buy the inevitable deluxe version
Titan Quest: We were as good as diablo, too bad nobody bought our game.
Madden 2009: Jake Delhomme sucks here, too.
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – Sheik does not have a penis.
Donkey Kong – Japan’s apology for Pearl Harbor.
Metal Gear Solid 2 – Otacon was having sex with his stepmother, while his father commited suicide in front of his stepdaughter.
Ninja Gaiden: No, not a game about a *edited* ninja.
Mario Kart: *edited* you upside down item box!!
Golden Eye: Making strafing not an option, but a necessity.
Zombies ate my neighbors: ZOMG!
fallout 3: *edited* you giant fire ant!
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Blowing up Megaton is the most fulfilling experience in 3D land.
CNC3: Nods – MORE SCORPION TANKS
CNC3: Scrin – Only have to survive 34 more seconds to get a *edited* tripod – DAMMIT I DIED
CNC3: GDI – Go back and pick Nod.
Mr. PMosh said:
CNC3: Nods – MORE SCORPION TANKS
CNC3: Scrin – Only have to survive 34 more seconds to get a *edited* tripod – DAMMIT I DIED
CNC3: GDI – Go back and pick Nod.
lots of truth here
Perfect Dark – Goldeneye with bigger boobs
DOA – boobs
Conkers Bad Furday – greatest *edited*ing game ever, or ill kill you. and hairy boobs.
Mega Man 4 – Dr. Wily was the real villain.
Mega Man 5 – Dr. Wily was the real villain.
Mega Man 6 – Dr. Wily was the real villain.
Mega Man 9 – Dr. Wily was the real villain.
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