Drunken CSS

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  • #3363
    Lemm
    Spectator

    As many of you may have noticed my CSS abilities go up when I drink…. I also become a very sexy beast and good at pool…

     

     

    DOES DIS HAPPEN TO JOO!

     

     

    (discuss)

    #31395
    YahooEarth
    Spectator

    negative, my reflexes slow down considerably, and I just make a fool of myself! Although I don’t get as upset when I die…

    #31403

    its just one of those facts of life,, beer = hax

    #31410
    Pink Monkey #5
    Spectator

    i’ve done it once… things definitely got funnier! lol

    #31439

    there are definitly zones… how much the alcohol skews your perception? might be a good experiment when i get home. I’ve noticed about 3-6 drinks in i get really good, maybe a little more relaxed. After 9-12 drinks my skills seem to diminish, but i’m having more fun, so while my score skydives, the funlevel goes up and it’s more enjoyable. Basically the more you drink, the better you think your doing. That should count somewhere in the stats, maybe we can make an exception and send everyone breathalizers so we can factor it in. OR!!! Someone get a home breathalizer for like 40 bucks, have a lil minilan – and test this *edited* out! What a great scientific weekend!!!

    #31446
    Pink Monkey #16
    Spectator

    i concur with Renton

    #31463
    Pink Monkey #5
    Spectator

    LMAO!!!!!! :lol:

    you guys crack me up

    #31488
    Outie5000
    Spectator

    the more i drink the louder i get and worse i play, but the more fun i have. up until i start sobering up and cant take the sucking.

     

    i’d say 3-5 beers lends to a better playing smoother play, but the reflexes are slower so maps like sk get *edited*ty.

    #31489
    rainefardreamer
    Spectator

    i’ve been playing like *edited* lately, maybe i should give this a shot…it can’t hurt, except my liver

    #31491
    HexFlex
    Spectator

    I’m allways pro when im drinking :P (pro anyway)

    #31511
    Lemm
    Spectator

    I’ve noticed I actually play the best when I have been drunk and I start to come down from my buzz.

     

     

     

    Most of the time I’m better at pool though after the first few drinks so… I’m kinda confused as to why I have to get drunk and then start to sober up to play.

    #31522

    can we lock this thread for 8 years and open it up later so urban can participate?

     

    haha sorry low blow… just playin urban, i do respect ya man

    #31535
    Wildthang
    Spectator

    i have the opposite effect i just pass out on the keyboard, it’s realy quite annoying

    #31536

    hahaha what’s wildthang doin? he’s just strafing left every rnd? hahaha

    #31545
    Bitey
    Spectator

    I’ve only drank enough once to feel anything and I was playing CSS that day, my 21st, some of you might remember lol. The only thing I did was yell at my room mate to give me back my alcohol when he was in the complete other room doing absolutely nothing, once I did that though he promptly took it away from me lol.

    #31546
    Lemm
    Spectator

    I’m thinking it might be the type of alcohol as well… apparently I play a lot better with Bourbon than I do Vodka…. beer is a close second to teh Bourbon..

     

     

    For further research I plan on trying out Tequila… my *edited* lover… although I think that would just be bad because I only drink it strait (what else would you do with tequila) and it makes me more energetic

    #31554
    pyro urban
    Spectator

    renton in 8 years i’l be married with 2 kids… lmao. maybe not but i would be 23 in 8 years and 4 months =P

     

    anyway i have tried plenty of drinks. im a georgian/russian jew, i tried my first drink at 11. hard liquer. i’ve tried all types of things; wines, beers, hard liquers, campagne. like all the “good” brands and everything i have tried. i don’t like any of it. by personal preference i will never drink. i hate the taste, i hate the effects, and i just don’t see a good reason to drink.

     

    just an FYI to thosse of you talkin bout me and alcohol.

     

    now to drugs…

     

    NEVER TRIED ANY AND NEVER WILL. tried a cigarette once and hated that too. i’ll never do any of that *edited*.

     

    and i’ve hear all that *edited* before: “you’ll grow to like it” “eventually you will do it” “that changes when you grow up”

     

    and thats all bull*edited* because im just to smart for that

    #31555

    urban TEH KID said:

    now to drugs…

     

    NEVER TRIED ANY AND NEVER WILL. tried a cigarette once and hated that too. i’ll never do any of that *edited*.

     

    I applaud you, fill strong about it and be dominant!

    -David A. Griffith

    #31556
    Bitey
    Spectator

    This is quite possibly the most intelligent thing you have ever said Urban, You and I have more in common than I thought…

    #31560
    pyro urban
    Spectator

    Bitey said:

    This is quite possibly the most intelligent thing you have ever said Urban, You and I have more in common than I thought…

     

    maybe thats cause you never got to know me. just like most people on these forums. and thats why you went along with what other people thought about. <3

    #31570

    am i allowed to make jewish jokes now that you’ve proclaimed your religion in a thread about alcohol? HAHA But that’s very admirable urban, I agree with bitey, but that might change when you get older and every hot girl that has good sex is at the bar… with the alcohol…

    #31575
    Bitey
    Spectator

    I never said I am perfect, I do make mistakes <_<

    #31576
    Kuros
    Spectator

    If you make too many mistakes, I will fire you. Like I did that Akuzan guy. And that NoDice guy :P

    #31577
    pyro urban
    Spectator

    renton you go be at the bar with the hot girls. but if you need them to have alcohol in them…. well you need to step your game up son.

     

    i’ll be with the beautiful girls at their house. no alcohol or drugs needed.

    #31579

    HAHA, don’t make me come to your junior highschool and take your gf out to a movie…

    #31586
    pyro urban
    Spectator

    junior hs? im in hs you fruitloop. and my girl won’t go out with fugly 30 year old guys that still live with their granny! thats why shes with me. im just that sexy. =)

    #31603
    Wildthang
    Spectator

    Question…

    #31605
    pyro urban
    Spectator

    ask it?

    #31636
    Wildthang
    Spectator

    have you ever tried to get a girl to drink tequila… if not… renton thats what you may want to do. its the “strip” drink. just don’t do it around your granny cause thats just gross

    #31637
    pyro urban
    Spectator

    wildthang said:

    have you ever tried to get a girl to drink tequila… if not… renton thats what you may want to do. its the “strip” drink. just don’t do it around your granny cause thats just gross

     

    i think i just threw up from that last part. oh and once again if you need to get the girl drunk so that she could take ff her shirt, well step up your game cause thats pathetic.

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