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You know, I thought this one nut thing was a joke because you guys talk about it like it’s nothing, but if it’s a joke, you’re sticking to the story really well.
To get back on topic, when I was in 11th grade, my precalculus teacher was out and there were like 4 girls and like 20 guys. Everyone stopped doing work immediately and started chatting. The topic was about having one ball. My friend asked (paraphrased), “If you have one ball, will it move to the center of the sack and cease to be the left or right nut?”
No I really only have one nut im being dead serious I had really bad cancer not to long ago I just got it removed back in january. As for the nut going to the center no its not like dead center but because there is only one nut it does kinda look like its in the center.
this is thread has really gone into deep detail about citan’s nut. Do you bust 50% Less now? Wait dont want to know dont care to know.
1…2…Goo..wait 3 omg omg joy
Citan001 said:
No I really only have one nut im being dead serious I had really bad cancer not to long ago I just got it removed back in january. As for the nut going to the center no its not like dead center but because there is only one nut it does kinda look like its in the center.Oh, wow. Sorry, dude, I thought you guys were just being funny.
clava said:
this is thread has really gone into deep detail about citan’s nut. Do you bust 50% Less now? Wait dont want to know dont care to know.1…2…Goo..wait 3 omg omg joy
Okay, when it comes to ejaculation, the testicles are just responsible for the sperm in your semen. The semen itself comes from the seminal vesicles, which are not located in your sack.
No I bust the same amount there is some debate about if im just shooting blanks or not and its not something I really wanna put to the test right now. Somewhere out in Arizona I wont tell yall where or yall are liable to go break in and steam it but I had to deposit sperm the doctor wouldnt operate untill I did it just in case I want kids in the future. But really ask whatever you want its not a sensitive subject like some of you though at first.
Citan001 said:
No I bust the same amount there is some debate about if im just shooting blanks or not and its not something I really wanna put to the test right now. Somewhere out in Arizona I wont tell yall where or yall are liable to go break in and steam it but I had to deposit sperm the doctor wouldnt operate untill I did it just in case I want kids in the future. But really ask whatever you want its not a sensitive subject like some of you though at first.if i had access to that facility i would make thousands of little citan clones
MajorMajorMajor said:
if i had access to that facility i would make thousands of little citan clonesSo they can go all rambo in left 4 dead and nearly get the whole team killed?
Why would they warn me? The conversation with the doctor went something like this. “so doc whats gonna happen as far as kids because im not sure if i want em later on in life or not” Blank stare from the doctor while he has his hand on my junk trying to get an idea on the size of the tumor. “well matt there is like a 50% chance you wont be able to have kids after this so to be safe go to a sperm bank and aside from that its wrong of me to do the surgery untill you do that because im catholic.” “alright i will go do that, how will i know if it works or not after the surgery” “well matt you wont know untill you get the girl pregnant so if after the second or third time trying to get the girl pregnant come see me and we will see if she is either defective or if your just not producing semen anymore” “alright doc can I pull my pants back up now?”
I was talking about warning you about being careful with your nuts after the surgery. Like with other surgeries, I’m sure you had to avoid doing anything “strenuous” for a while (I would think that jacking off might be considered strenuous for that region). I was just wondering what the recovery time was.
MajorMajorMajor said:
if i had access to that facility i would make thousands of little citan clones
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!Well actually I had a nurse come stay with me because I live alone and the cancer was not just on my nut it was everywhere on my lung and lymphnodes in my tummy. Anyways I couldnt have jerked it if i wanted to because she was always here making sure I had my meds on time and that I was ok as in like my stitches and staples didnt open up and that I got something to eat. After she left I did jerk it right after cuz you know it was like close to a month that I didnt get any relief and everything worked ok. He did say not to have sex for at least two weeks while the scars formed and then said if I had to have sex to take it easy and to make sure my sack was never touched. You know for a girl you wanna know an awful lot about this if you wanna hit on me just say citan your so hot lets go make babies.
Citan001 said:
So they can go all rambo in left 4 dead and nearly get the whole team killed?well i figure if the whole team went rambo lol it might work
Citan001 said:
Well actually I had a nurse come stay with me because I live alone and the cancer was not just on my nut it was everywhere on my lung and lymphnodes in my tummy. Anyways I couldnt have jerked it if i wanted to because she was always here making sure I had my meds on time and that I was ok as in like my stitches and staples didnt open up and that I got something to eat. After she left I did jerk it right after cuz you know it was like close to a month that I didnt get any relief and everything worked ok. He did say not to have sex for at least two weeks while the scars formed and then said if I had to have sex to take it easy and to make sure my sack was never touched. You know for a girl you wanna know an awful lot about this if you wanna hit on me just say citan your so hot lets go make babies.LOL, I was just wondering. I’m curious about this stuff.
And I have a bf anyway. But if it doesn’t work out, I’ll let you know. I haven’t been with a guy with one nut before.
torankusu said:
LOL, I was just wondering. I’m curious about this stuff.And I have a bf anyway. But if it doesn’t work out, I’ll let you know. I haven’t been with a guy with one nut before.
LMFAO!!!!!!!
As far as sex goes like I said unless your actually feeling it you cant really tell and I dont know many women who like the look of a nut sack. The sex is still the same and the girls think my scars are sexy. The jerking off part to tell you the truth I was actually a little scared the first time I did it after my surgery because I was not sure what to expect and my sex drive was still there its not like someone hit the off switch. Aside from the scar on my nut sack I have like a 5 inch scar from my waist line to up through my bell button and then I have another scar on my right side about 5 inches long too. Chem sucked and I dont recommend it for anyone so if your sitting there bored and wanna go get chemo I say dont do it. The experience of it all was interesting one day I was feeling fine but I kept falling down and it was a potasium (if thats how you spell it i suck at spelling) deficiency so that was interesting and then one day I was so full of energy in the morning at by noon I couldnt stay awake.
yep, 13, 18, 35, and i are coming to visit over the summer so have your nut and some hoez ready, cause i gotta see this stuff
Citan001 said:
As far as sex goes like I said unless your actually feeling it you cant really tell and I dont know many women who like the look of a nut sack. The sex is still the same and the girls think my scars are sexy. The jerking off part to tell you the truth I was actually a little scared the first time I did it after my surgery because I was not sure what to expect and my sex drive was still there its not like someone hit the off switch. Aside from the scar on my nut sack I have like a 5 inch scar from my waist line to up through my bell button and then I have another scar on my right side about 5 inches long too. Chem sucked and I dont recommend it for anyone so if your sitting there bored and wanna go get chemo I say dont do it. The experience of it all was interesting one day I was feeling fine but I kept falling down and it was a potasium (if thats how you spell it i suck at spelling) deficiency so that was interesting and then one day I was so full of energy in the morning at by noon I couldnt stay awake.You’d be surprised to find what kind of stuff girls like, haha. I was just kidding, though. I don’t expect there to be much of a difference except in appearance.
So are you in remission or whatever?
wildthang said:
yep, 13, 18, 35, and i are coming to visit over the summer so have your nut and some hoez ready, cause i gotta see this stuffIs watching guys with one nut getting their groove on your thing? You are one kinky *edited*, lulz.
My nut is always ready and clava is gonna be in texas so at some point in the summer yahoo rob nurazy clava and myself will have to meet up I say we do it in San Antonio because its close to you all I will be the only one who has to travel more then 4 hours. Btw I just checked my semen levels and they are spot on!
Oh yeah I am in remission so far so good. As the appearance goes you can see the scar I mean it is there and I keep my junk clean so yeah its hard to miss.
Citan001 said:
Oh yeah I am in remission so far so good. As the appearance goes you can see the scar I mean it is there and I keep my junk clean so yeah its hard to miss.and then this
wildthang said:
well that’s good lets all hook upyeah umm
i’ll get L4D soon and we can all go rambo 
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