Citan001 said:
Dude she is gonna knock both you and herself out with those things. Sex with her would be so hard. You gotta be indiana jones dodging those things. It would be like neo’s bullet dodge hax.
So back in high school when i was still in band, we were in the low brass section. the section consisted of me, another tuba player, and a baritone play (gg small band) the baritone player Dresden had this girl friend kelly who was really hot.
So basically one day we see her go to give him a kiss and he dodges and she kisses him on the cheek. Like seriously he pulled Neo’s bullet dodges to get away from that kiss LOL
needless to say they broke up a week later lulz
random story ftw