You would do something really random, like throw pretzels at it or push it into a fishpond. Anything you do, you’ll survive. Giant pink monkeys are notoriously shy. They’ll probably run away if you do something like start singing opera.
Although, you may scare other PEOPLE away too, so maybe skip the opera and just poke it in the stomach? Please rate and/or message. I’d appreciate it.
just cause i would kick down the locked door…. hahah