the thinks people do…

You’ll kick the monkey’s butt halfway to Africa! You rock and are totally in control of everything that goes on around you.

You would do something really random, like throw pretzels at it or push it into a fishpond. Anything you do, you’ll survive. Giant pink monkeys are notoriously shy. They’ll probably run away if you do something like start singing opera.

Although, you may scare other PEOPLE away too, so maybe skip the opera and just poke it in the stomach? Please rate and/or message. I’d appreciate it.

just cause i would kick down the locked door…. hahah

and again…

You would probably manage to charm the monkey into thinking you are its friend…and hey, maybe, after you teach it English, you will be friends! Just one hint, don’t try to convince it to give you a piggyback ride.

You would do something really random, like throw pretzels at it or push it into a fishpond. Anything you do, you’ll survive. Giant pink monkeys are notoriously shy. They’ll probably run away if you do something like start singing opera.

Although, you may scare other PEOPLE away too, so maybe skip the opera and just poke it in the stomach?

lol

You would probably manage to charm the monkey into thinking you are its friend…and hey, maybe, after you teach it English, you will be friends! Just one hint, don’t try to convince it to give you a piggyback ride.

do i winz?