a few. hopefully i can remember them all correctly:
Lets play military. I’ll lay down and you can blow the **** out of me.
Nice shoes. Wanna f***?
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!
I see you’re a female……we should date.
You know what would look good on you? Me.
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If I jump on your back, would you beat me off?
It’s cold outside. Can I use your thighs as ear muffs?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All my base, Are belong to you.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s head back to my place and spread the word!
and my personal favorite:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you???
edit: btw, i don’t condone the use of these on any female, ever. To do so would be a terrible idea. And i am posting these merely for entertainment purposes.