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The scene is Dead Center – The Mall.
As with all heroes who step up and carry the team, they were faced with unspeakable odds. They had just entered a choke point; the section of the area where you traverse from the large mall area to the small hallway with the fallen door preventing escape. The health of this brave warrior was at a mere 15 with his lagging teammates nearly as wounded, refusing to share pills or kits due to this hero’s past trespasses.
In this small corridor men were born, and the weak were cast aside as a fallow field. Off to one side, our hero found a med kit and quickly healed. He knew the odds he faced in the upcoming trials were too much to bear. As he finished healing, he ran out to face an abomination; a tank had appeared down this very corridor with no escape ready for these unlucky survivors. Seeing the tank, our hero turned to flee but realize a Boomer quickly approached from the real as well. Our hero saw that this moment should not be ran from but utilized to step up and teach these weaklings how a man faces danger. Jumping out of the range of the boomer, our hero quickly dispatched it as his teammates turned green from the bile with the tank bearing down on them. He then ran back to the safe haven where the med kit was found, tossing a molotov to isolate himself from the oncoming horde, his teammates, and conviently the tank as well. The weak cried at how the fire hurt them but they did not have the iron skin given by a fresh med kit. The tank was quickly subdued by the flames and as the flames burned, one of the weak in which surrounded the hero, was huntered across the recently created fiery chasm. Our hero, while having no love for noobs and their devilish ways of being incapped, ran across the fiery corridor losing much health to save this poor soul.
Our hero was able to dispatch the boomer, a tank with fire, and save a comrade which all came in selfless acts toward his teammates. This fabled hero, who continued to be hated by his teammates for some unknown reason, will forever be immortalized as “MajorMajorMajor the Tank Burner”