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Lemm said:
NuRayZ said:
I guess it’s startling, we’d be doing the dirty thang, and all of the sudden i hear a semi-silent release of air much like a fart, but i definitely heard where it came from. I stop and look down at her, with a “was that you” kinda look. She looked embarrassed, so i just smiled and continued working it.
queefing i feel is 10 times worse than a fart. donno why, but that day still haunts me.
at least your face wasn’t down there… not like I’m talking from experience or anything.. um yeah
True story my friend called me up late one night I though he got arrested or something calling me so late. He says he was down there and she busted in his face. I couldnt stop loling I called clava after to tell him the epicness.