You know, I thought this one nut thing was a joke because you guys talk about it like it’s nothing, but if it’s a joke, you’re sticking to the story really well.
To get back on topic, when I was in 11th grade, my precalculus teacher was out and there were like 4 girls and like 20 guys. Everyone stopped doing work immediately and started chatting. The topic was about having one ball. My friend asked (paraphrased), “If you have one ball, will it move to the center of the sack and cease to be the left or right nut?”