Do I have to map it out for you?
I will just start with Windows 98, fail.
Windows 2000, fail.
Windows ME, HUGE FAIL.
Windows XP, meh I will give it a half-fail.
Windows Vista, EPIC FAIL.
That was my way of looking at it, all in all it was a joke yes, but it still holds true for the point I was making.
Basically though you are taking this way too seriously and to lighten the load a little bit I will leave you with this quote.
“I am Sun Drop Man!”