Monkey Hax engaged

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  • #4167
    Pink Monkey #16
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    So I was playing css tonight and raping some *edited*es. (Way more than usual). I was leading the server which was cool and there were some really good people on, (IE renton, renton, yahoo, even freeman, sry if u are good and were playing and ur name isn’t on this list) but i really capped it all off with one round.

     

    So were playing d2 and I’m a T and bomb says rush B hard. So i’m in the front and i start running through the tunnels and i get halfway through the last tunnel to B, when a ct throws in a flash im blind for a good ten seconds, but i start shooting and keep running in and then sideways. finally the flash wears off and im still alive and so i kill a fool. and then B is ours. the next round 18 messages me about BS headshots. and I think what headshots? i look at my score. I had three kills that i didnt know about. so then i hit the console. i had two 1 headshot, 1 kills while i was blind and i killed another guy while blind with 3 shots. (all of this from an AK fired in random bursts) so then i was a god. and peoples accused me of the hax. and i said i hax, its called monkey hax!

     

    thankyou for reading my random story of pwnage.

    #40256
    Pink Monkey #13
    Spectator

    nice one #16. it appears the great monkey god was on ur side.

     

    lol.

    #40260
    Pink Monkey #5
    Spectator

    Pay homage to the great and powerful monkey god!!!

    *makes PINK monkey noise*

     

    LOL I love randomness :lol:

    #40263
    rainefardreamer
    Spectator

    aren’t humans pink monkeys?

     

    that’s always bothered me

    #40295
    Pink Monkey #16
    Spectator

    yes they be

    #40334
    clava
    Spectator

    lmao sryyyyyy i wasnt on for your pwnage…i mean i always miss out on the good stuff

    #40377
    Renton
    Spectator

    I’m glad 16 is savoring this moment..

     

    It won’t happen again B)

    #40426
    Pink Monkey #5
    Spectator

    idk he always seems to clutch it and such!

    Always taking several with him b4 he dies.

    #40432
    Lemm
    Spectator

    ss or it didn’t happen

    #40437
    rainefardreamer
    Spectator

    i’ve sucker punched 16 many a time… so he must be pretty weak sauce

     

    haha

     

    <3!

    #41101
    pink monkey #4
    Spectator

    same thing happened to me the other day at the on nuke… of course… #16, #5, #13 were there so…

    #41106
    Wildthang
    Spectator

    i’m the cast out, *edited* slapped monkey so i don’t get included in these things

    #41192
    Pink Monkey #16
    Spectator

    raine sucker punched the greatest of the monkey’s? we controlz the internets. silence or you will get the permanent ban from the internets.

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