beastlyBEN

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  • #7075
    BeastlyBen
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    I’m Ben, usually with beastly in my name.

     

    I’m the other roommate of Lemm and Bawlz. They’re good roommates. Except the dishes haven’t been washed in about two weeks and someone clogged the toilet a few days ago. Other than that, Lemm bought me Source, TF2, and L4D as a gift, thanks Lemm you’re awesome!

     

    I also used to be a hardcore WOWer. And used to major in computer science. I quit both and ended up with a girlfriend. Pretty good tradeoff I’d say! So yeh… that’s about all you need to know…

    #76992
    Citan001
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    Whats your major now? I didnt know you had l4d add me on steam and we can play together. The dishes need to be washed or things start to grown. I left a pot full of rice on the oven like two weeks ago for like 3 days cuz I didnt go into my kitchen when I looked to see what was in the pot it was orange and green. I was wondering if i had to call in the hazmat unit to deal with it. Needless to say I ended up throwing the pot away.

    #76996
    ZODMAFA
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    BeastlyBen said:

    ended up with a girlfriend.

     

    pics please, preferable nude.

    #77000
    Citan001
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    Yeah im not to sure about the gf part. I call lies unless you call rosy palm your gf.

    #77006
    newrayz
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    shake those haters off. you truly are beastly, Ben!

    #77013
    MajorMajorMajor
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    tits or gtfo

    #77229
    BeastlyBen
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    Haha that sucks you had to waste a pot! I have a little rice cooker and I left rice in it for a few weeks. Opened it up and almost died from the fumes so I soaked it in hot soapy water much like I soak my girlfriend in for a while… mmm… worked like a charm. And I’m majoring in Graphic Communications now… doing artsy stuff… like working on the student newspaper.

     

    And my palm is a decent alternative since I’ve known her my whole life, but right now the girlfriend is ranking #1 on the charts. Howz do I put up a pic? I’m not sure I should though… not with all the sketchy pedobears on this forum…

     

    MajorMajorMajor said:

    tits or gtfo

     

    yeah…

    #77232
    MajorMajorMajor
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    i meant your tits

     

     

    lol

    #77236
    Citan001
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    MajorMajorMajor said:

    i meant your tits

     

     

    lol

     

    lol someone just came out of the closet.

    #77249
    Bananarchy
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    BeastlyBen said:

    someone clogged the toilet a few days ago.

     

    $5 says it was balls.

    #77276
    Citan001
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    Bananarchy said:

    $5 says it was balls.

     

    I was thinking lemm actually. I dunno he just seems like the kinda guy who doesnt get enough fiber in her diet

    #77279
    YahooEarth
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    BeastlyBen said:

    Howz do I put up a pic? I’m not sure I should though… not with all the sketchy pedobears on this forum…

     

    Don’t worry, most of us will only touch ourselves a few times to the picture…lets make this happen…

    #77281
    Lemm
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    BeastlyBen said:

    Except the dishes haven’t been washed in about two weeks

    The dishes are not mine… I’m not washing them.

     

    BeastlyBen said:

    someone clogged the toilet a few days ago

    Ok… that might have been me and btw if you keep flushing it does not help.

     

    BeastlyBen said:

    Other than that, Lemm bought me Source, TF2, and L4D as a gift, thanks Lemm you’re awesome!

    I did not buy him anything.. he is using my second account!!!!!!

    #77282
    Citan001
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    6lol at least you admitted to clogging the toilet. I take it you dont have a plunger?

    #77349
    torankusu
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    So Major beat me to it, but when I found out whose he was looking for… yeah.

     

    ANYWAY…

     

    Welcome, beastlyBEN. If I ever have kids, I want to name one of them Ben.

    #77353
    BeastlyBen
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    Yay! Ben is a great name! But no one ever thinks I look like a “Ben”.

     

    And we had to borrow a plunger from a neighbor…

     

    And no tits for you sirs. I think I’ll keep my girlfriend to myself.

    #77354
    Citan001
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    BeastlyBen said:

    And we had to borrow a plunger from a neighbor…

     

    Who had to go over and ask for it? I would have been embarrassed to do it I hope you made lemm do it.

    #77475
    BeastlyBen
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    we made Bawlz do it. or actually he was the one who flushed the toilet and almost overflowed it, so we blamed him.

    #77482
    BallzinurJawz
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    WRONG! Actually it was Lemm’s gf’s plunger. She went and got it for me because I really had to *edited* and the toilet was clogged so I couldn’t. So…yea it had to be either Lemm’s poo or my other roommate Trey’s poo.

     

    Ben, ur complaining about the dishes not being washed? Really?

    #77483
    Citan001
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    BallzRawlz said:

    WRONG! Actually it was Lemm’s gf’s plunger. She went and got it for me because I really had to *edited* and the toilet was clogged so I couldn’t. So…yea it had to be either Lemm’s poo or my other roommate Trey’s poo.

     

    Ben, ur complaining about the dishes not being washed? Really?

     

    Jesus how many roommates do you all have? As for lemm having a gf pics or its not real and ballz you really couldnt go ask for it youself? Instead you make a chick go do it. Shame sir shame

    #77490
    BeastlyBen
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    BallzRawlz said:

    Ben, ur complaining about the dishes not being washed? Really?

     

    Seems fair to me. You complain when I don’t wash them, why can’t I complain when you don’t?

    #77510
    Citan001
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    BeastlyBen said:

    Seems fair to me. You complain when I don’t wash them, why can’t I complain when you don’t?

     

    Can we get back to the point of this and that is the fact that ben and lemm seem to feel they need to lie about having gfs.

    #77578
    torankusu
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    Citan001 said:

    I was thinking lemm actually. I dunno he just seems like the kinda guy who doesnt get enough fiber in her diet

    Am I the only one who noticed this? LOL.

     

    Also, wouldn’t it be easier if you guys just went at each other in say… the living room? Haha.

    #77587
    rainefardreamer
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    Citan001 said:

    Can we get back to the point of this and that is the fact that ben and lemm seem to feel they need to lie about having gfs.

     

     

    Lemm has a gf, i’ve seen her trading card

     

    : )

    #77594
    Citan001
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    torankusu said:

    Am I the only one who noticed this? LOL.

     

    Also, wouldn’t it be easier if you guys just went at each other in say… the living room? Haha.

     

    I was in a rush ok i ment to say his but w/e it happens. I doubt lemm has a gf especually cuz i played with him earlier and he was just waking up at like 3 his time. If he had a gf he woulda been up alot earlier.

    #78349
    BeastlyBen
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    Citan001 said:

    Can we get back to the point of this and that is the fact that ben and lemm seem to feel they need to lie about having gfs.

     

    I do have a girlfriend, but if you want to see her you have to come to Clemson.

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